Ya know, I'd be skeptical too if my supposed son rolled up to my ship all claimin I'm his father n shit with a fucked up nose and homoerotic Kentucky accent like that. I guess all was resolved once they smoked that joint on the bow of the ship. What if they Steve and Ned actually smashed the same preggo bitch? How weird would that be! Do you think they would high five each other? I dont know if they would, thats why Im asking. If it was me I'd be all like HEY Dad! GTFO off my preggerz bitch I found er first! Then he'd be all like NO WAI fuckin stupid son I never wanted you I HATE FATHERS cause my father shatted on me when I was like 5 and then ran off. K SEE YA LATER IM LEAVING. Ned is such a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles he should have just taken him to court and recooped all that money from Steve that he missed growing up as an unfathered child. Then he could buy that ship and actually FIX the helicopter instead of letting that shit rot away on the deck of the ship, btw, arent helicopters mad expensive? Who just has a helicopter chillen that they aint never driven before? I dont even know if driven is the correct term for it. Whatever.
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