Hey you!
Yeah you with the E30, I know your dashboard is all cracked. Don't deny it, your shit looks like the grand canyon and you avoid the conversations about it when someone sits in your car and asks.
Pretty girl sits next to you, she digs you oh yeah but then she sees the dashboard, BAM! :cockbloc: That's not very baller.
Well here is your opportunity to be a baller! Well, sort of, you still won't be baller but it'll sure as shit seem like it. You NEED this dash cover, don't fight the feeling.
Here's the deal you buy this dash cover for one single easy payment and I'll throw in a hand shake to send you off into your endeavor of your new found ballerism!
$30
Yeah you with the E30, I know your dashboard is all cracked. Don't deny it, your shit looks like the grand canyon and you avoid the conversations about it when someone sits in your car and asks.
Pretty girl sits next to you, she digs you oh yeah but then she sees the dashboard, BAM! :cockbloc: That's not very baller.
Well here is your opportunity to be a baller! Well, sort of, you still won't be baller but it'll sure as shit seem like it. You NEED this dash cover, don't fight the feeling.
Here's the deal you buy this dash cover for one single easy payment and I'll throw in a hand shake to send you off into your endeavor of your new found ballerism!
$30


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