So as some of you know and most of you dont care. I recently came back from Cstat to Houston and am now running/learning the ropes at a paint and body shop.
I see this as a way to give back to the community that got me into e30s. Shout out to Agents vehicle (Klaus - picture with leaf in grill) that pushed me away from datsun 240z into an e30. Im also hoping this will motivate me to speed up along my e30 who is currently undergoing surgery.
Now to the important bits... 800 paint yobs (FACTORY PAINT ONLY) from a shop that has been around for over a decade. Anyone who knows 2 shits about paint will realize how much of a bitching deal this is if you have metallic paint yob. We might be able to swing a slightly different shade of <insert factory color here> at 800$ but you must come here and speak with us.
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU/DONT GET GET WITH THIS:
Full Paint job, no dents, no jabs, paint from a shop who wont accept drips on the finished car, PPG brand exclusive at this shop. Any bodywork is extra but ill do you a favor and cut out the shops profit on dent removal and only cover whatever our tech feels like charging you for dent removal.
PICTURES:
Before you post pictures of your FINE ASS E30 with a potato phone, understand that IT IS FUCKING HARD to gauge how much dent removal will cost left by your pissed off baby moma. Next time pay your child support.
it is best to swing by for an accurate quote on that kind extra damage.
FAQ:
Q: FUCK YOUR 800$ PAINT JOB ... I HAVE MONEY, WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME ?
A: well then you will get the star treatment. Limited Lifetime warranty on your paint job, which means if your shit starts bubbling, fading, your reflection isnt as clear then bring that bitch back and we will fix it for free. Ill even have a gang children detail your car since their have the tiny hands to get into tht hard to reach crevice. This also extends to vehicles brought in via insurance. So start *gently* slamming into walls because your factory paint on your M5 isnt as good as the shit we will spray on it.
Q:I REALLY LIKE WHAT I SEE BUT I AM BUSY SLAMMING POONTANG AND MAKING MONEY AND CANT MAKE IT TO YOUR SHOP, WHAT DO?
A: Ill pick up your car driving miss daisy style and break you off some magnums you studly specimen.
Q: I DONT HAVE MONEY, WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME?
A: come by and check out our eye candy and shoot the shit with us. I promise you will like what you see here (IM TALKING ABOUT CARS YOU PERVERT).
Q: I DONT HAVE MONEY, REFUSE TO PAY 800 AND WILL DEMAND A CHEAPER PRICE. WILL YOU CAVE?
A: Unfortunately I have personally ran the numbers multiple times (yay AGGIE college pre algebra) and we cant swing lower without taking a big loss time wise and at the moment is just not economical to import cheap chinese child labor.
IF you want a booty paint job for pennies on the dollar I implore you to seek out the body shop blue waffle. You can find them on google images.
Q: HOW LONG WILL MY 800$ PAINT JOB TAKE?
A: At the moment we have an influx of work and a few days behind on schedule so it would be best if we set up an appointment to fix your vehicle. Estimates can be accommodated any time of day. At the moment we are also looking to hire another body man so if you (or someone you know) knows how to fix dents or beat frames into compliance please contact me with your work.
Q: HOW CAN I REACH YOU?
A: DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT PM ME. The PM system on these boards is dog shit and horrible at keeping back and forth conversations fluid. you can email me at jjautobodyhouston@gmail.com. I can answer general questions on this thread, specific questions on the email for you guys only. Here is my website:
I KNOW IT HAS A NUMBER ON THERE BUT IN ORDER TO KEEP THINGS ORDERLY AND TO HAVE THINGS ON PAPER PLEASE USE THE EMAIL. USE THE PHONE TO SET UP APPOINTMENTS OR AFTER YOU HAVE YOUR CAR HERE.
Q: HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE SOMEONE I TRUST
A: I drive a fleet white van from the 1980s and wear a mustach, trenchcoat and speak with a lisp. What is there not to trust?!
but seriously here is a link to some of the work we have done/are doing. This is not a complete list:
we also have a little imported godzilla here but if you wanna see her you gotta come by ;D
excuse the spelling, I am playing the drink when someone says fuck in the movie boondock saints.
:shock:
I see this as a way to give back to the community that got me into e30s. Shout out to Agents vehicle (Klaus - picture with leaf in grill) that pushed me away from datsun 240z into an e30. Im also hoping this will motivate me to speed up along my e30 who is currently undergoing surgery.
Now to the important bits... 800 paint yobs (FACTORY PAINT ONLY) from a shop that has been around for over a decade. Anyone who knows 2 shits about paint will realize how much of a bitching deal this is if you have metallic paint yob. We might be able to swing a slightly different shade of <insert factory color here> at 800$ but you must come here and speak with us.
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU/DONT GET GET WITH THIS:
Full Paint job, no dents, no jabs, paint from a shop who wont accept drips on the finished car, PPG brand exclusive at this shop. Any bodywork is extra but ill do you a favor and cut out the shops profit on dent removal and only cover whatever our tech feels like charging you for dent removal.
PICTURES:
Before you post pictures of your FINE ASS E30 with a potato phone, understand that IT IS FUCKING HARD to gauge how much dent removal will cost left by your pissed off baby moma. Next time pay your child support.
it is best to swing by for an accurate quote on that kind extra damage.
FAQ:
Q: FUCK YOUR 800$ PAINT JOB ... I HAVE MONEY, WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME ?
A: well then you will get the star treatment. Limited Lifetime warranty on your paint job, which means if your shit starts bubbling, fading, your reflection isnt as clear then bring that bitch back and we will fix it for free. Ill even have a gang children detail your car since their have the tiny hands to get into tht hard to reach crevice. This also extends to vehicles brought in via insurance. So start *gently* slamming into walls because your factory paint on your M5 isnt as good as the shit we will spray on it.
Q:I REALLY LIKE WHAT I SEE BUT I AM BUSY SLAMMING POONTANG AND MAKING MONEY AND CANT MAKE IT TO YOUR SHOP, WHAT DO?
A: Ill pick up your car driving miss daisy style and break you off some magnums you studly specimen.
Q: I DONT HAVE MONEY, WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME?
A: come by and check out our eye candy and shoot the shit with us. I promise you will like what you see here (IM TALKING ABOUT CARS YOU PERVERT).
Q: I DONT HAVE MONEY, REFUSE TO PAY 800 AND WILL DEMAND A CHEAPER PRICE. WILL YOU CAVE?
A: Unfortunately I have personally ran the numbers multiple times (yay AGGIE college pre algebra) and we cant swing lower without taking a big loss time wise and at the moment is just not economical to import cheap chinese child labor.
IF you want a booty paint job for pennies on the dollar I implore you to seek out the body shop blue waffle. You can find them on google images.
Q: HOW LONG WILL MY 800$ PAINT JOB TAKE?
A: At the moment we have an influx of work and a few days behind on schedule so it would be best if we set up an appointment to fix your vehicle. Estimates can be accommodated any time of day. At the moment we are also looking to hire another body man so if you (or someone you know) knows how to fix dents or beat frames into compliance please contact me with your work.
Q: HOW CAN I REACH YOU?
A: DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT PM ME. The PM system on these boards is dog shit and horrible at keeping back and forth conversations fluid. you can email me at jjautobodyhouston@gmail.com. I can answer general questions on this thread, specific questions on the email for you guys only. Here is my website:
I KNOW IT HAS A NUMBER ON THERE BUT IN ORDER TO KEEP THINGS ORDERLY AND TO HAVE THINGS ON PAPER PLEASE USE THE EMAIL. USE THE PHONE TO SET UP APPOINTMENTS OR AFTER YOU HAVE YOUR CAR HERE.
Q: HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE SOMEONE I TRUST
A: I drive a fleet white van from the 1980s and wear a mustach, trenchcoat and speak with a lisp. What is there not to trust?!
but seriously here is a link to some of the work we have done/are doing. This is not a complete list:
we also have a little imported godzilla here but if you wanna see her you gotta come by ;D
excuse the spelling, I am playing the drink when someone says fuck in the movie boondock saints.
:shock:
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