Lately my cat has decided the best way to piss me off is to get on top of the E30 and scratch the paint.
Question is, short of shaking the shit out of her furry ass, or opening her up with a dull knife and sacrificing her to the BMW gods, is there anything I can do to protect my car effectively?
Things I've done so far:
-Beat her with a stick
-Explained why she should stay off my car(in both english and spanish)
-Bought a car cover(now she gets in between the cover and the car)
-Sprayed some of that "cat barrier" shit they sell at PetSmart around my car.
-Made a deal with the devil, my soul for a scratch free car.
I'm looking for some sort of quilted cover that I can securely attach to the car so she can't get under it.
Help me r3v
Please.
Cliffs- cat gets on car, need a quilted, heavy duty cover of some sort, help.
Question is, short of shaking the shit out of her furry ass, or opening her up with a dull knife and sacrificing her to the BMW gods, is there anything I can do to protect my car effectively?
Things I've done so far:
-Beat her with a stick
-Explained why she should stay off my car(in both english and spanish)
-Bought a car cover(now she gets in between the cover and the car)
-Sprayed some of that "cat barrier" shit they sell at PetSmart around my car.
-Made a deal with the devil, my soul for a scratch free car.
I'm looking for some sort of quilted cover that I can securely attach to the car so she can't get under it.
Help me r3v
Please.
Cliffs- cat gets on car, need a quilted, heavy duty cover of some sort, help.


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