New To site - Showing off my E30

[Bishop]

Friend request sent.

[RainierHooker]

Damnit, why am I so late to this party? The popcorn is in the microwave now...

[BimmerJoeE30]

= Holy hand grenade equivalent.

Oh no, not Jordan.....I'm scared. What, is he the pitcher for all you catchers????

[Bishop]

Welcome, grab a Beer too

[Stephen]

i was his freind first. When i was an artist on the streets, he gave me money. helped me recover.

Turned me into a person i only hoped i can be.

And byt that i mean my eta shoots fake nos mists out of its differential and antenna hole

[Jand3rson]

You are so cool Janderson, if I could only be half as cool as you.

That's what your dad told me as I was leaving your house last night.

[PaladinReed]

funniest part is, he is no-doubt viewing his own portrayal on this forum as avante-garde, edgy, and a real thinker. When the truth is, he's just a frumped up waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles with terrible goddamn taste and a cum guzzling mouth orifice that won't close.

[Rami]

Don't worry fellas, this fuckstick isn't going anywhere until the heavy-hitters have had their shots. Fuck, I might even convince Jordan to stop by.

Great. BTW I just showed this thread to a "ricer" friend of mine, even his coffee can loving ass, said the OP is a dumb fuck. So maybe no love from the ricer crowd either, but don't worry OP, human stupidity is infinite, someone in the infinite universe might like it, so keep trolling other sites till you find someone who does.

[RainierHooker]

Please, no one inform the OP that my eta only has 120hp. He might think less of me.




...oh, wait, I just did.

[BimmerJoeE30]

Welcome, grab a Beer too

Bishop!!!! I found an old video of you....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5uV_r2QTus

[BillBrasky]

All in favor?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chodewhomper

[BimmerJoeE30]

That's what your dad told me as I was leaving your house last night.

Yawn!

[Philo]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Chodewhomper

Aye.

[BimmerJoeE30]

Great. BTW I just showed this thread to a "ricer" friend of mine, even his coffee can loving ass, said the OP is a dumb fuck. So maybe no love from the ricer crowd either, but don't worry OP, human stupidity is infinite, someone in the infinite universe might like it, so keep trolling other sites till you find someone who does.

I didnt know Canadians had balls, I thought you were just like the French?

[Iain]

Oh no, not Jordan.....I'm scared. What, is he the pitcher for all you catchers????

I know its hard being a sexually confused teen in middle America, but can you please go ram your flapping, puss-filled waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles full of fire ants so that when you take a piss you urinate fire ants? While you're at it, may as well jam a few stakes in your thoroughly abused anus before getting a timber wolf to retrieve them for you.

Seriously, you are a useless waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles of the highest order. I do not understand how you managed to avoid the coat-hanger your mother undoubtedly shoved up herself to remove your unwanted self from her womb. You clearly have the intelligence of a pile rotting foetal matter, sliding slowly down the inner thigh of life.

You are a stain on the bedsheets of our society. End yourself.

HTH.