Whining noise when cold - sounds ill-lubricated (?)

[scabzzzz]

I wouldnt think fuel pump would be an issue with the sound you describe.

Is it more like chatter? Or like a whine like when you put it your girlsfriends butt but longer and more drawn out?

[Moto-Mucci]

Way less drawn out and annoying then that.

No chatter, its a very smooth sound. Sounds kind of like if my penis was a smooth metal shaft and she had a metal butt, and there was JUST barely not enough lubrication.

That kind of humming noise.

The ill-lubrication of very precise, tight tolerance, machinery.