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  • PaladinReed
    E30 Mastermind
    • Feb 2008
    • 1524

    #1

    Thank god for LSD...

    So check it, I got off work about 30 minutes ago and was just clicking along home after a 10 hour shift in the mtech (as i drove it today) and it had been raining since early afternoon so the roads were saturated. Cruising north on a 2 lane road with 2 other lanes of oncoming traffic to my left. I was in the left lane and coming up on a traffic light not really paying attention (kinda in my own world) going about 35 MPH and the next thing I know some asshole in the left lane of oncoming traffic pulled out in front of me as he was trying to make a left through my lanes of traffic on a yield green. I just saw the nose of his (already messed up) shitty blue cavalier and jerking the wheel to my right blowing into the right lane of traffic. On the wet road the cabby responded perfectly and casually shaking off the extremely sharp lane change, slipped a little, and corrected itself as i accellerated out. I was astounded to think that we made contact but was so close a breadth and so quick there wasnt even a paint exchange. I just heard a loud "CLICK" as i swerved. Anyway, was a miraculous experience involving another shit head driver on the road.

    Funny thing is he drove off, I thought we had hit so i flip a bitch in the middle of the road and chase him down. Was hilarious after i get out to see the vert perfectly fine and some chunky hispanic fellow and his wife. He looked REALLY glassy eyed and kinda fucked up so i told him to be careful and drive safe. He smelled like cheap booze and he had a big blue hat on that had the word "Jesus" in rainbow colors on it. it made me lol

    So, there goes one of my (hopefully) 9 lives. just thought Id share lol :D

    Paladin
    Late model granitesilber 325i convertible FS:
    http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=293701
  • accident
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2008
    • 7303

    #2
    i would have reported a drunk driver.

    Originally posted by ROLLingKING
    i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
    Originally posted by slammin.e28
    Moral of this story?

    If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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    • daniel
      R3V OG
      • Jul 2007
      • 6703

      #3
      wow, sounds like you are very lucky.
      http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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      • Lyrred
        Grease Monkey
        • Mar 2009
        • 391

        #4
        good thing u and ur car are safe

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        • PaladinReed
          E30 Mastermind
          • Feb 2008
          • 1524

          #5
          yeah thanks guys. first thing I did when i got home was a.) grab a cigarette and b.) grab a beer. forty five minutes after that, i crashed out lol. was stressful almost losing mah baby haha
          Late model granitesilber 325i convertible FS:
          http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=293701

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          • OrganicMechanic
            E30 Mastermind
            • Jan 2008
            • 1719

            #6
            Jesus loves you...Just remember you are driving one of Gods Chariots

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            • Jand3rson
              Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 37587

              #7
              Did you actually just start a sentence with "so check it"?

              What is this, 1992?

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              • Tbolt
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Nov 2007
                • 1165

                #8
                its a wonder how we drive our babies on the road ; im such a sketchball all the time but stuff like that is just too unpredictable.
                Tbolt Division

                All I'm saying dude is that bird law in this country...it's not governed by reason.

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                • kronus
                  R3V OG
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 13007

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Janderson
                  Did you actually just start a sentence with "so check it"?

                  What is this, 1992?
                  I'm going to start all my threads with "so check it" just to annoy you now :D
                  cars beep boop

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                  • PaladinReed
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 1524

                    #10
                    lol word Pete



                    Originally posted by Janderson
                    Did you actually just start a sentence with "so check it"?

                    What is this, 1992?
                    Kinda funny you say that, I live and breathe 90's cliches man haha. nothing was better than the squeeky clean 90's. hell my cab came from 1992. ya dig?

                    Late model granitesilber 325i convertible FS:
                    http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=293701

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                    • Jand3rson
                      Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 37587

                      #11
                      I just immediately thought Vanilla Ice when I read that.

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                      • dashboardmonkey
                        FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 6158

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PaladinReed
                        So, there goes one of my (hopefully) 9 lives. just thought Id share lol :D

                        Paladin
                        One of the E30s nine lives.

                        Glad to hear no damage was done.

                        Thank god for LSD
                        -Andy

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                        • Dave McLaren
                          E30 Addict
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 593

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Janderson
                          Did you actually just start a sentence with "so check it"?

                          What is this, 1992?
                          I think it's fair to cut Paladin some slack; he was just listening to his old Vanilla Ice tape, imagining that his car was actually a white "five-oh" vert. ;)

                          [Edit: Damn, you guys busted out the Vanilla Ice before me.]
                          Present BMWs: E30 325iC, E39 540 Sport 6-speed, E60 M5 SMG

                          E30 Cabrio Turbo Project

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                          • Scarlet_Pimpernel
                            Advanced Member
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 151

                            #14
                            when i read it i thought of Ali G... nice save man. glad nothing happend.. i need to get some lsd for my car.
                            "life's like the hair outta your ass... short and full of shit...":blowup:

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                            • blunttech
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 12850

                              #15
                              glad you could "power out of it" dude. that was close
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