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    Maserati pwnage!

    So, I'm cruising along with a friend of mine last night when all of a sudden she's like "ooooooh, wassup now". This calls my attention to a car I just passed, a Maserati. At the next stoplight, the dude (some little rich punkass) pulls up and starts talking shit (apparently he didn't like the fact that I passed him :P). In typical fashion (for me anyways) I told him to stfu and told him to get his ass in line (closest translation I could think of for our word for a race: "alineate").

    At this point I'm thinking, "oh shit, wtf did I do that for". But the dude took it seriously and asked me where we were going to do this. So, in my moment of brilliance, I suggested a nice road out in the boonies. Little did the poor bastard know, the road selected was the bumpiest, most pothole infested, off camber twisty bitch I could think of. Needless to say, my cabrio's less-than-stock suspension was far more compliant than the Maserati's and I got back to our meeting point first. When the kid finally made it back, his rims looked horrible and he had messed up a nice portion of his front valence.

    Who says 80's BMW power can't keep up with that new italian "engineering" crap :D
    1988 325iC - "Betty" - Daily Driver/Project Car.
    1993 318i - "The Golden Dream" - Dad's Car.
    1995 318ti - "Hellrot" - R.I.P.

    #2
    little snotty spoiled brats... well deserved

    now he gets to explain why daddy's car is torn up.

    "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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      #3
      Yeah. I forgot to mention..

      There can't be any pain worse than seeing a hot chick wave good-bye to you from the oldass convertible smoking your bitch ass :)

      I'll remember to take my friend along to all my racing events lol.
      1988 325iC - "Betty" - Daily Driver/Project Car.
      1993 318i - "The Golden Dream" - Dad's Car.
      1995 318ti - "Hellrot" - R.I.P.

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        #4
        That's pretty funny. At first I thought it was going to be just another street racing story, but I have to say that was pretty clever. Nice work. :up:

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          #5
          me like
          Michael Spiegle

          '01 Ford Escape / Daily Driver
          '99 M3 / Track Car
          '87 325is bronzit / wtf car
          '06 Daytona Triumph 675 / Daily Rider

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            #6
            thread approved.
            Who doesn't love a little BBQ?
            Griot's Garage at a Deep Discount

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              #7
              I love the Maserati's though, especially with a Tubi exhaust...the sound is amazing.
              Trevor Ely
              '95 M Sport 540i - '00 A4 1.8TQMS - '85 190E 2.3-16
              '88 535is - '87 325e - '89 325is - '91 318is - '90 325is - '96 328is

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                #8
                I remember being at soccer practice one day and I heard a super nice exhaust on a car that was going down the street.. I had to double take when I noticed it was a Maserati.. I never see them in town. The exhaust was thrilling!

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                  #9
                  There were 2 Maseratti's out at the exotic car show here a month or so ago, they sounded amazing when fired up.

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                    #10
                    i wish i could get the dollas for one of them bad boys... :x

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by robert325is
                      i wish i could get the dollas for one of them bad boys... :x
                      Just saw a used coupe in the paper not too long ago for $30k

                      "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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                        #12
                        Well, we just had our Auto Show down here..

                        the bastards at Ferrari were interrupting my seat fitting on the 120i with their loudass exhaust. I honestly don't like that exhaust note, it's kinda whiney.

                        Plus, $1400 so I can put a Ferrari badge on each side of my F360 Modena? No thank you, for that I'll spend $500 on BMW Roundels and slap them all over the place :P
                        1988 325iC - "Betty" - Daily Driver/Project Car.
                        1993 318i - "The Golden Dream" - Dad's Car.
                        1995 318ti - "Hellrot" - R.I.P.

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                          #13
                          there's a Maserati in Hickory, also an Aston Martin DB7 i saw on my way home today. black, and looked so sexy....
                          173rd ABN

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                            #14
                            I live down the street from the Ferrari/Maserati/Ducatti Dealer..

                            One of these days I'm either gonna do a drive by with my paintball gun or do burnouts in the parking lot.

                            I haven't decided yet :)
                            1988 325iC - "Betty" - Daily Driver/Project Car.
                            1993 318i - "The Golden Dream" - Dad's Car.
                            1995 318ti - "Hellrot" - R.I.P.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by PanamaE30
                              I live down the street from the Ferrari/Maserati/Ducatti Dealer..

                              One of these days I'm either gonna do a drive by with my paintball gun or do burnouts in the parking lot.

                              I haven't decided yet :)
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