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    #31
    Originally posted by unicorn View Post
    What's a Noobie?
    It's actually a spin off of YouTube, but it consists entirely of videos containing "win" awards of "internets" and noobs getting "pwned"


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      #32
      Originally posted by Danny View Post
      Leave the funny to Smoo.
      Hey, you're over 9 posts, buddy.

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        #33
        Originally posted by DynoTechMotorsports View Post
        A noobie, a eel, and elk, dolphin, deer, aligator, rhinosorisosaur,and a novice
        ... Go into a pub, Well, I say eight; could have been nine or ten, doesn't matter. Could have been fifteen, twenty - fifty. Round it up. Hundred. Let's go mad, eh - two-fifty. Tell you what, double it up - five hundred. Thousand! Two thousand! Five thousand!

        Small town in California goes into a pub! Fifteen thousand blokes! Alright, let's go - population of Rotterdam. The Hague. Whole of Northern Holland. Mainland U.K. Let's go all the way to the top - Europe, alright?

        Whole of Europe goes - I say Europe. Could be Eurasia. Not the band, obviously, that's just two of them. Alright, continents - North America! Plus South America! Plus Antartica - that's just eight blokes in a weather station. Not a good example.

        Alright, make it a lot simpler, all the blokes on the planet go into the pub, right? And the first bloke goes up to the bar and he says "I'll get these in."

        What an idiot.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Desaevious View Post
          Possibly the MILLIONTH word added to the official English dictionary.

          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/c...d-or-noob.html
          the article about dictionaries and words has a giant misspelling in it. it says 'organisation'.

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            #35
            Originally posted by straight6pwr View Post
            the article about dictionaries and words has a giant misspelling in it. it says 'organisation'.
            I lol'd. I saw a link to a different article that looked more professional from my yahoo mail homepage but I couldn't find that link so I gave you the first thing google spit out.

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              #36
              This is a little long but worth reading for the OP.....


              Defining 'Noob'

              Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.

              Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.

              * Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.

              B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS

              I. Noobish
              Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as "n00bish." It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

              stFU /../..an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

              Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.

              II. Where to find n00bs
              On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. THE BANNER HAMMER is one form of authority.

              Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.

              Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific.

              III. Behavior of noobs
              Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).

              It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.

              Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.
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                #37
                you.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by straight6pwr View Post
                    the article about dictionaries and words has a giant misspelling in it. it says 'organisation'.
                    You fail at the queens english

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by straight6pwr View Post
                      the article about dictionaries and words has a giant misspelling in it. it says 'organisation'.
                      Someone needs to teach them to speak American, gotdangit.
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                        #41
                        Originally posted by Jesse30 View Post
                        Lol. As simple as this may be, it made me chuckle.
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                          #42
                          Originally posted by TDE30 View Post
                          Someone needs to teach them to speak American, gotdangit.
                          Your original comment was funnier

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