just got the "ricer flyby" treatment

[EricT]

Better?

[nando]

try using paragraphs, it will help your readers share the moments. I can't even read past the first sentence of that post..

[EricT]

ehhh...once in a while......I wanted the reader to feel as tho they were there...sharing that moment aside me.

[whiltebeitel]

Ramble much?

[EricT]

Ha ha...there are lots of flybys to be had by all here in central pa.....specially in the williamsport area. Normally I get it from cavaliers with fart cans, an occasional honduh with an gianourmous wing that looks like it belongs more in the stratusphere than puttin down the highway. I explain it to my wife....the cars that have huge balls are the ones cruising down the highway....not speeding...totally confident with nothing to prove. We had a fine example of this one day.

Beboppin down the road one day to take the kids to visit nanna n poppy, we slowly close in on an old 1970 road runner.....thing was just chuggin along........I switch lanes.....pull up aside him. Give the dude a thumbs up and yelled to the guy I love your car. It was plum crazy purple with the rally wheels, appeared meticulously restored and sounded so mean cruisin along. I am a big fan of the mopar muscle cars. The guy nods n smiles. I pass him and we go on down the road.

Next we pull up on a beat to shit mid 90's camaro. He had the brian spilner special edition super downforce3000 bolted the decklid, and some sort of body kit and a terrible rattlecan fade job for paint. Went from black on the front and abruptly er I mean smooth and flawlessly transitioned to red on the back. Of course were in the e30 so I had a sneaking idea what was comming. I didn't even look at the guy, but as we pull up along side he downshifts and tromps in such an awesome display of raw v6 fury. There was no way in fucking hell we were gettin by this guy. Just the hesitation and sputter when he completed his shift and mashed the go pedal alone when he took off in a sprint told me DON'T fuck with this machine. The cloud of smoke trailing the car as it slowly increased speed ahead of me reminded me of something from a james bond movie and led me to believe this guy had some serious hook ups to have accessories like that. Then he lets off, drops back. Mind you I am just maintaining my steady 70mph on the beltway like I always do the whole time. He's beside, then drops back a little and then guess what.......

We were treated to another display that left us mortified with shock and awe. I now know how the iraqis felt when the bombs started falling on baghdad....I was that terrified. This time he goes by hangin out the window giving us the finger, like I did anything to him anyhow. I am certain the dude had almost a complete set of teeth as he was yellin something but I couldn't hear him over the completely open exhaust v6 ruckus. I swear the dude had a mullet...but the mrs says he just had long hair......but at any rate...I just moved back over in the right lane and reflected on what the fuck had just happened.

[CleanAzzE30z]

I had a guy in an eclipse so far up my ass that I couldn't see his headlights, in a construction zone. Speed limit was 55 and I was doing 65 and apparently it still wasn't fast enough for that asshole.

When I leave the construction zone the highway opens back to two lanes, and I get to the right and let him pass.

10 seconds after he flies past me at at least 105, a state trooper flies past me even faster and starts the lights as the eclipse gets off at the next exit.

The wife and I are loving it so much we follow them just to see the douche bag get his comeuppance.

31mph over is an automatic 5 points on your license (You can get 6 before your license is suspended and you have to go to driving school in PA). I hope he already had a point.

You know this douche face had at LEAST one point.


Mariano

[E30Idea]

Flyby's never get old. I love it.

[Collin]

I had a guy in an eclipse so far up my ass that I couldn't see his headlights, in a construction zone. Speed limit was 55 and I was doing 65 and apparently it still wasn't fast enough for that asshole.

When I leave the construction zone the highway opens back to two lanes, and I get to the right and let him pass.

10 seconds after he flies past me at at least 105, a state trooper flies past me even faster and starts the lights as the eclipse gets off at the next exit.

The wife and I are loving it so much we follow them just to see the douche bag get his comeuppance.

31mph over is an automatic 5 points on your license (You can get 6 before your license is suspended and you have to go to driving school in PA). I hope he already had a point.

[CleanAzzE30z]

The ricer kids are just idiots about it though. Most of the mexicans here in town drive slammed 20 year old Honda Accords (keep in mind it snows like 600" a year here), darting through traffic and the typical ricer shit. All the time you see em wrapped in the snowbanks, especially the brazen ones who bomb the pass in the snow in said Accords.

Youre right. White ricers dont act stupid.

[isamemon]

yesterday early morning I was blown by by a rice rocket. I was in my truck, my wife had my 318ic. she called to tell me about the traffic she had ran into and how she almost got hit form all the rubber necks staring at a motorcycle geting picked up by a tow truck and some kid sitting in the back of a "crusier". same color, must have been the same bike

around here 20 over the speed limit, and your dead meat. he had to be going at least 80 when he passed me when I was in a 55

IM not bad mouthing motorcyles, I ride one, a BMW of course ( coincidence)

well to follow up, he got busted for hitting 100+ and passing on the shoulder, he was in a 45 zone
here is the article if you care to read it

http://www.gazettetimes.com/articles/2009/06/11/news/community/4loc10_bikerticket061109.txt

[AdironRider]

On a side note I was driving north through Eastern Idaho and this old guy in a decent Silverado 1500 pulled up and wanted to race. This guy was a perfect stereotype of Middle American 40 year old guy. Probably had his cell phone clipped to his belt and all. I got a kick out of it and had it out. Nice to see that pops still wants to have a little fun if you ask me.

The ricer kids are just idiots about it though. Most of the mexicans here in town drive slammed 20 year old Honda Accords (keep in mind it snows like 600" a year here), darting through traffic and the typical ricer shit. All the time you see em wrapped in the snowbanks, especially the brazen ones who bomb the pass in the snow in said Accords.

[Beach Bum]

Im just glad that my M50+ 325 still is badged as a 325e. I want to badge it as a 318 or a 316d or something.


Mariano

I'm gonna leave mine tagged as a 318 when I boost my M10... :D

[CleanAzzE30z]

Im just glad that my M50+ 325 still is badged as a 325e. I want to badge it as a 318 or a 316d or something.


Mariano

[vr2jetta]

I think I saw him shed a tear because the "318" stuffed his ass.

[SamE30e]

The best thing ever is the Ricer Flyby Deny!

I was driving at like 2am the other night and I see these HID's and hear some dirty fart can exhaust in the other lane like 200ft back. I'm cruising and I hear the downshift and the ear piercing vtac vibrant exhaust get louder, when the riced out civic gets about 50ft away I drop it to third and romp it, denying the ricer flyby.

I think I saw him shed a tear because the "318" stuffed his ass.