Someone buy these shitty seats

[Joey Link]

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http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/pts/1310038955.html

[mattdk318i]

did someone shit themselves??!?

[Joey Link]

Looks like it!

:D

[Joey Link]

Someone email him and ask...

Even better, everyone email him and ask :D

[Joey Link]

HAHAHA I just did it from my girlfriend's email address.

Hello,

Has the driver seat been shat in?

Thank You,
Jen

[mattdk318i]

Hello,

Has the seat been Shat on at any point?

Matt

Come on guys! Everyone Email!

[spooledtt]

Email sent lol

[bejbis]

Hi,

Few quick questions about the seats. Do all the adjustments work properly? Are the out of a coupe, or a 4 door? Who shat in the drivers seat? Btw, stealing those postal containers is a federal/felony offense.

-Danny

[Joey Link]

HAHA A reply!!

Hi Jen, yes unfortunately, I was on my way home from a boat christening and I had a sudden, and uncontrollable urge to soil myself. Moments upon impact, the seat had been irreversibly damaged, as you can clearly see. I had my cousin Vinny take a look at it, and he said he knows a guy who knows a guy that could take care of it for me. I would have gone that route, but I just recently bought some nice new seats and a bunch of Metamucil, so I've decided to see what I can get for them on CL. Price is now $40 for the pair.

Thank You,
Jon

[mattdk318i]

Well it looked like that when I bought it. Doesn't have any odor though.

[ZM Blue Devil]

I like this guy, he has a sense of humor. But I would lay off the postal jokes, he may go "postal"

[nickpdx]

Hahaha. I considered picking those up since they're so cheap, but I don't know what I would do with shit-soiled seats.

[jonmon6691]

HAHAHA, I thought that post made it on here. Ya those are mine. I bought the car a couple weeks ago and got some sport seats for it. I couldn't stand shitting in that thing.

sitting*:D

[bimmerboy08]

the my cousin vinny reference is sweet

[mattdk318i]

HAHAHA, I thought that post made it on here. Ya those are mine. I bought the car a couple weeks ago and got some sport seats for it. I couldn't stand shitting in that thing.

sitting*:D

Well played sir. You are awesome