i might buy these wheels

[Optimator]

drawstring? I think a reinforced 2 inch thick braided steel cable is the only thing that can keep your meat hole in proper form.

Wrong. Mr. blunt practices anal kegels while sitting at mission control of the Northern Command Center. He's probably tighter than z31maniac after vaginal reconstruction surgery.

[blunttech]

this poor fuckers wheel thread is as ravaged as optimators anus after a weekend love fest with his silicone anal invader

[namsayin]

Fail.

[Rumple Foreskin]

thread failure is comparable to the failure of blunts meat socket when i fist it with a 2x4. it sort of implodes, then weeps a little bit.

[Optimator]

Hm, so you're 2" around and 4" long, and your wood has a hood? Lame.

[blunttech]

thread failure is comparable to the failure of blunts meat socket when i fist it with a 2x4. it sort of implodes, then weeps a little bit.

your insults make as much sense as you signing up for match.com. there are no M4M designations.
you cant fist someone with a 2x4. fist is the key word here.

[Rumple Foreskin]

Hm, so you're 2" around and 4" long, and your wood has a hood? Lame.

No, the 2x4 I bought at Lowes along with the 55 gallon drum of anal lube and turkey baster applicator for use on you on saturday nights.

[Optimator]

That's a lot of anal lube. You truly are a gentleman.

[Rumple Foreskin]

your insults make as much sense as you signing up for match.com. there are no M4M designations.
you cant fist someone with a 2x4. fist is the key word here.

You are right, i attach a rubber fist to the end of it with gorilla glue, then i go to town on your ass like mike vick at a kennel.

I understand your digruntled attitude toward match.com. Hopefully the "anal soirree party" you scheduled on craigslist works out on sat night. Id attend to ravage you, but ill be doing more manly american things like successfully killing coyotes, chopping wood and masturbating to a harley davidson catalog.

[Optimator]

and masturbating to a harley davidson catalog.

Yes. Husky boys in leather probably make you hot, am I right?

[Rumple Foreskin]

no, rubber and steel make my weener quiver.

[Philipangoo]

this entire page is about anal sex. awesome.

[blunttech]

You are right, i attach a rubber fist to the end of it with gorilla glue, then i go to town on your ass like mike vick at a kennel.

I understand your digruntled attitude toward match.com. Hopefully the "anal soirree party" you scheduled on craigslist works out on sat night. Id attend to ravage you, but ill be doing more manly american things like successfully killing coyotes, chopping wood and masturbating to a harley davidson catalog.

yes nothing more manly or american than fisting some guys ass. your goals in life are different than mine but i still respect them. carry on with your gay lifestyle. we love you just as you are

[Optimator]

no, rubber and steel make my weener quiver.

Well hop onto your boyfriend's V-Rod and hit the open road! Maybe one day he'll allow you a short spin around the block.

[richardkeith97]

thanks