Dear Santa,

[Jarvis]

They're now playing matchmaker.

Fucking yes.

If you're friends with a chick and you can't bang her, she should at least set up some play for you.

[royalflush313]

What girl in college isn't looking for no strings sex?? (oh wait, not nearly enough)

I'm glad I helped turn the thread for the better with my hijack.

And definately finding the value of female friends. Glad I made a lot when involved, and just listened to their problems out of being a nice guy, not trying to hook up. They're now playing matchmaker. Being a good guy makes them want me to bounce back.......and bounce I may with their friends.

my thread got jacked



nwayz got too lazy to read through everything, but i have some guidelines to follow.

- if a better opportunity comes, take it.
- cheat on her before she cheats on you.

in a good relationship, neither one of those scenarios should occur. If it does, the relationship is not worth it, acknowldge that, move on.
Free man equals sex with whomever you wish. Now when you go out drinking with your buddies you don't have to hold back to the hot drunk blonde underaged girl at the club/bar that is too intoxicated to make a rational decision.



did i say underaged? I meant, not underaged.

:shock:

[KDZROK]

Kristin, I added and don't know what it is in person. They just love the name, and status.

That smiley was the closest thing to what my eyes look like when I hear M3. lol The thought of one in particular gets me all tingly. (you, little car, know who you are) Screw the celica. Who the hell needs a woman that can't tell the difference between the two anyway?

It is okay if her eyes light up when you mention an M3. Just make sure it is for the right reason.

Is it a status thing, where she really has no clue what she is looking at.....or does she slip inside with out touching the paint, caressing the shift knob and steering wheel whilst biting her bottom lip? The latter, I would say you have a keeper. ;)

[rwh11385]

.....or does she slip inside with out touching the paint, caressing the shift knob and steering wheel whilst biting her bottom lip? The latter, I would say you have a keeper. ;)

yup. keeper.

if only the M3 had a bigger backseat. But we all know even E30s are capable......if you get creative. Where is that tutorial with pictures??? Heard about it.....but still need a diagram.

*cough, cough** :P ;)

[Mystikal]

yup. keeper.

if only the M3 had a bigger backseat. But we all know even E30s are capable......if you get creative. Where is that tutorial with pictures??? Heard about it.....but still need a diagram.

*cough, cough** :P ;)

Hahaha, that was me last week. It's surprising how warm the interior will get when it's below zero outside with the engine off. :shock: I like to think I'm saving the environment.

[Charlie]

.....or does she slip inside with out touching the paint, caressing the shift knob and steering wheel whilst biting her bottom lip? The latter, I would say you have a keeper. ;)

yup. keeper.

if only the M3 had a bigger backseat. But we all know even E30s are capable......if you get creative. Where is that tutorial with pictures??? Heard about it.....but still need a diagram.

*cough, cough** :P ;)

Ti backseat works just fine.

As does the back bumper and front seat.

-Charlie

[rwh11385]

I want a hatchback again. Last girl bitched about how small the inside of the E30 was.


Heh, I was 17 and didn't want to try to fool around at home because parents would probably be stupid about it. (and didn't have a college apartment then obviously). I put two layers of plywood cut to fit under the thin plastic covering of the wheel well. And the rear seats folded down and cargo cover came out. (sister drove car after me - hence the clutter.) But hatchs are practical, for carrying 8ft boards, or whatever.

Hot steamy fun in back of hatch w/ remote controlled CD player = the good.
Besides having to maybe bend legs a little, and watch your head......the cargo area of a hatch is kinda comfy.


Next daily driver..........

[BS87]

Unless the girl was giving head to the driver while this happened, she is not at fault.

No, she wasn't at fault. My point was there is no reason to get that worked up over a girl in HS.

[robert325is]

What girl in college isn't looking for no strings sex?? (oh wait, not nearly enough)

just go visit college girls and tell them youre not sure if you really want to go to that school or not... works at least 80%of the time

[PanamaE30]

Ti backseat works just fine.

WORD!!

:)

Except for one thing.. rugburn.. my ex still has a small mark on her back lol..

[Jarvis]

As does the back bumper and front seat.
-Charlie

The trunk lid of a lowered E30 can serve many purposes.... stupid 'is' lip gets in the way though :x

Can be used as a picnic table too.

[rwh11385]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. fuck. My ex and I just talked for about an hour and a half. and um, although the last bit had gone not well......she wasn't cheating. :shock: but not being that great, but neither was I, I guess. It was primarly being an hour away and both being busy with school. So talking it out......we're just on a break sorta.........


Does this mean I should feel bad about being a manwhore? (I figure yes, and only going to date around a little.)


errrr. screw voicing my personal problems and relationship drama on the community of R3V. oh well. Don't answer that question. I have a crack team of females and friends to talk to and get advice from.......so why let a bunch of random digitial names babble about it? (With the exception of a few of couse, who we all know each other decently well)


But wow, girls are tough. Meaningless fun is a whole lot easier than this shit. Whether you have to work for it and put effort in with macking or not......dealing with something more than erogenous zones is complicated. Why did I left myself get into this, this early and while in college? I should have just waited to get mature and not just worrying about sleeping around or getting laid alone.

[Jarvis]

Robert - I was the guy that tried to prove everyone wrong about "long distance relationships not working." Guess what? I just ended it with my girlfriend of 3 years
THEY DON'T WORK.
Dude, just go out and have fun. If you're with a girl that you like enough to not even consider other girls, then so be it. It's great to know you're gonna get some ass whenver and wherever you want. But that gets old, and you'll want change.
Don't limit yourself to one girl, especially while you're at college and while she's not even there with you. I speak from experience, and I regret having a girlfriend all last year at college. I missed out on a lot of good opportunities.

[Jand3rson]

I want a Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle.

I regret having a girlfriend all last year at college. I missed out on a lot of good opportunities.

And by "opportunities", he means ass.

[rwh11385]

Yeah, I'm not really going to be sad I'm free. I mean I just got that cute blonde #, and can hit her up sometime. And I think I'm just going to date around casually for a while, and maybe hook up at parties if it comes about. But not seek out as much as I would if I was right.

I'm not trying to get revenge or show anything......like so what, look at me, I can do well without her. And I'm not going to be obsessed with sleeping around. What happens happens. People focusing always on drinking and hooking up put stress on themselves, i think. If I'm at my friend's apartment and we're sober, that's alright. And if we're playing beer pong and it's just the girls that are our friends, that's okay too.

But I'm just going to be chill I guess. Maybe a girl or two, or four up here, one back home, and one at another college. And maybe at the end of it, she'll she be there for me and I'll want to go back, and we should have the summers together.

We were probably dumb to try to make it work. But I think it's noble our effort. It was just too much stress in the end, and it wasn't worth the work. It was making us unhappy instead. And now I don't have to miss out on college, and meaningless, random hookups.



Josh, don't let Tyler log on, alright? I don't like that side of you. get some sleep. and where are you getting those bruises and cuts from?