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    Please assist me.

    My C320 just hit 10K miles I really like driving it and its a great looking car, but I get a lot of looks from people when they see it and then see a young brown boy driving it. then when they see not only is it not a 230 but 320 4-matic they seem to be turned even more.


    Many times I have been propositioned by chicks they give me the eyes and smile at me all the time, but all I do is honk and scream move over you fucken ragged waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles i have to meet my friends on X box live and im late.

    #2
    Xbox > Chicks.

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      #3
      dude, just drive your e30 more often. Then no chick will look at you.

      or since you're so BANK, get TV's and Xbox IN DA CAR!!! Then you no worry about the ladiez!!!!1111one
      Below the radar...

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        #4
        Chris, XBOX? that's singular......you should have 3! so bank!

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          #5
          that is a great fucken idea can I get verizon wireless service and play live though? all my friends are on the interweb

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            #6
            Re: Please assist me.

            Originally posted by E30ownerwithanopinion
            My C320 just hit 10K miles I really like driving it and its a great looking car, but I get a lot of looks from people when they see it and then see a young brown boy driving it. then when they see not only is it not a 230 but 320 4-matic they seem to be turned even more.


            Many times I have been propositioned by chicks they give me the eyes and smile at me all the time, but all I do is honk and scream move over you fucken ragged waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles i have to meet my friends on X box live and im late.
            HAHA I LOVE IT
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              #7
              Oh come on, get real. Girls don't give a shit about your car. Girls only want boyfriends who have skills. You know, like numbchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.
              I retired my E30 for now...
              E46 323i
              David Schultz

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                #8
                haha, good quote

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DSchultz325e
                  Oh come on, get real. Girls don't give a shit about your car. Girls only want boyfriends who have skills. You know, like numbchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.
                  Don't forget the Ninja

                  Originally posted by DaveCN
                  Welcome.

                  Your car is a piece of shit.

                  Most of them here are, too.

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                    #10
                    The only way I get girls to stare at me when I'm driving my E30 is to drape my c*ck out the sunroof, and swing it around like a lasso. Still no dates.
                    - 2000 Audi S4 Stg 2 (sold)
                    - house (bought)
                    - 1997 Civic Hatch (shaky but driveable)
                    - 2010 Sportster 1200 Forty Eight Ed. (vroom)
                    - 1991 318is S50B30 (TBA)

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by clutterbucker
                      The only way I get girls to stare at me when I'm driving my E30 is to drape my c*ck out the sunroof, and swing it around like a lasso. Still no dates.
                      In my case they just like that sexy fuckin Hawaiian in the driver seat.

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                        #12
                        I could use a sexy Hawiian [edit] woman [/edit] in my driver's seat.
                        - 2000 Audi S4 Stg 2 (sold)
                        - house (bought)
                        - 1997 Civic Hatch (shaky but driveable)
                        - 2010 Sportster 1200 Forty Eight Ed. (vroom)
                        - 1991 318is S50B30 (TBA)

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