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  • E30ownerwithanopinion
    E30 Mastermind
    • Dec 2003
    • 1526

    #1

    Please assist me.

    My C320 just hit 10K miles I really like driving it and its a great looking car, but I get a lot of looks from people when they see it and then see a young brown boy driving it. then when they see not only is it not a 230 but 320 4-matic they seem to be turned even more.


    Many times I have been propositioned by chicks they give me the eyes and smile at me all the time, but all I do is honk and scream move over you fucken ragged waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles i have to meet my friends on X box live and im late.
  • rwh11385
    lance_entities
    • Oct 2003
    • 18403

    #2
    Xbox > Chicks.

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    • UNHCLL
      R3V OG
      • Oct 2003
      • 8789

      #3
      dude, just drive your e30 more often. Then no chick will look at you.

      or since you're so BANK, get TV's and Xbox IN DA CAR!!! Then you no worry about the ladiez!!!!1111one
      Below the radar...

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      • rwh11385
        lance_entities
        • Oct 2003
        • 18403

        #4
        Chris, XBOX? that's singular......you should have 3! so bank!

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        • E30ownerwithanopinion
          E30 Mastermind
          • Dec 2003
          • 1526

          #5
          that is a great fucken idea can I get verizon wireless service and play live though? all my friends are on the interweb

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          • DEV0 E30
            R3V OG
            • Oct 2004
            • 8816

            #6
            Re: Please assist me.

            Originally posted by E30ownerwithanopinion
            My C320 just hit 10K miles I really like driving it and its a great looking car, but I get a lot of looks from people when they see it and then see a young brown boy driving it. then when they see not only is it not a 230 but 320 4-matic they seem to be turned even more.


            Many times I have been propositioned by chicks they give me the eyes and smile at me all the time, but all I do is honk and scream move over you fucken ragged waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles i have to meet my friends on X box live and im late.
            HAHA I LOVE IT
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            • DSchultz325e
              E30 Enthusiast
              • Aug 2004
              • 1158

              #7
              Oh come on, get real. Girls don't give a shit about your car. Girls only want boyfriends who have skills. You know, like numbchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.
              I retired my E30 for now...
              E46 323i
              David Schultz

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              • sidewaysdave
                Wrencher
                • Oct 2003
                • 220

                #8
                haha, good quote

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                • grapedrink
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1514

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DSchultz325e
                  Oh come on, get real. Girls don't give a shit about your car. Girls only want boyfriends who have skills. You know, like numbchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.
                  Don't forget the Ninja

                  Originally posted by DaveCN
                  Welcome.

                  Your car is a piece of shit.

                  Most of them here are, too.

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                  • clutterbucker
                    E30 Addict
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 481

                    #10
                    The only way I get girls to stare at me when I'm driving my E30 is to drape my c*ck out the sunroof, and swing it around like a lasso. Still no dates.
                    - 2000 Audi S4 Stg 2 (sold)
                    - house (bought)
                    - 1997 Civic Hatch (shaky but driveable)
                    - 2010 Sportster 1200 Forty Eight Ed. (vroom)
                    - 1991 318is S50B30 (TBA)

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                    • 808BMW
                      R3VLimited
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2910

                      #11
                      Originally posted by clutterbucker
                      The only way I get girls to stare at me when I'm driving my E30 is to drape my c*ck out the sunroof, and swing it around like a lasso. Still no dates.
                      In my case they just like that sexy fuckin Hawaiian in the driver seat.

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                      • clutterbucker
                        E30 Addict
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 481

                        #12
                        I could use a sexy Hawiian [edit] woman [/edit] in my driver's seat.
                        - 2000 Audi S4 Stg 2 (sold)
                        - house (bought)
                        - 1997 Civic Hatch (shaky but driveable)
                        - 2010 Sportster 1200 Forty Eight Ed. (vroom)
                        - 1991 318is S50B30 (TBA)

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