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  • clutterbucker
    E30 Addict
    • Jun 2004
    • 481

    #1

    Tucker Max.

    Don't know if any of you have read the Tucker Max Stories.
    Do yourself a favor, and read them. Make sure you're not eating or drinking while you do it though, because you'll spit all over yourself.
    - 2000 Audi S4 Stg 2 (sold)
    - house (bought)
    - 1997 Civic Hatch (shaky but driveable)
    - 2010 Sportster 1200 Forty Eight Ed. (vroom)
    - 1991 318is S50B30 (TBA)
  • finch
    Wrencher
    • Oct 2004
    • 279

    #2
    thats messed up..

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    • M42Technik
      R3V OG
      • Dec 2003
      • 9781

      #3
      Fucking hilarious!

      I reccomend the "anal sex" story.

      "BLLAAHHHHH"
      Reminiscing...

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      • thejimlab
        E30 Addict
        • Oct 2004
        • 588

        #4
        DO NOT READ THESE AT WORK!!!!!!!! I read the butt sex story and I couldn't even breathe. This guy is out of his mind.

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        • AdironRider
          No R3VLimiter
          • Dec 2004
          • 3491

          #5
          that is some of the funniest shit I have ever read
          Back to my roots

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          • clutterbucker
            E30 Addict
            • Jun 2004
            • 481

            #6
            Read the absinthe donuts, butt sex, and sushi pants stories. They're three of my all-time favorites.
            - 2000 Audi S4 Stg 2 (sold)
            - house (bought)
            - 1997 Civic Hatch (shaky but driveable)
            - 2010 Sportster 1200 Forty Eight Ed. (vroom)
            - 1991 318is S50B30 (TBA)

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            • PanamaE30
              Mod Crazy
              • Oct 2004
              • 768

              #7
              the butt sex one was waaaaaaay hilarious.
              1988 325iC - "Betty" - Daily Driver/Project Car.
              1993 318i - "The Golden Dream" - Dad's Car.
              1995 318ti - "Hellrot" - R.I.P.

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              • jht3
                Wrencher
                • Feb 2004
                • 288

                #8
                i read all those over a year ago while at work. not a good thing. i couldn't help but bust out laughing. people probably thought i was nuts

                definately recommend them. they're a good read/waste of time at work
                James
                '88 M3

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                • george graves
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 19986

                  #9
                  goodtimes.....guy reminds me of Stifler from american pie
                  Originally posted by Matt-B
                  hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                  • clutterbucker
                    E30 Addict
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 481

                    #10
                    THe first time I read these was probably....when I was in high school I think. So no less than 3 years ago, and I just checked up to see if he had any new stories up. I didn't see too many, unfortunately. But it was good to re-read a few.
                    - 2000 Audi S4 Stg 2 (sold)
                    - house (bought)
                    - 1997 Civic Hatch (shaky but driveable)
                    - 2010 Sportster 1200 Forty Eight Ed. (vroom)
                    - 1991 318is S50B30 (TBA)

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                    • 808BMW
                      R3VLimited
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2910

                      #11
                      His book comes out in 06 (he was whining about how long it takes). I'll probably buy it, his site is hilarious, the book should be good for a few laughs

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                      • e30sd
                        Fistee
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 5517

                        #12
                        absinthe donuts rules! i read it in a comm class for my final. every woman in the class was disgusted. it was awesome.
                        sigpic

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                        • MattE30
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1520

                          #13
                          I think they're all made up; or really overeggagerted.

                          97 Cosmos M3

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                          • DSchultz325e
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 1158

                            #14
                            Since he's gonna write a book he should call it Catcher in the Rye...oh wait.
                            I retired my E30 for now...
                            E46 323i
                            David Schultz

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                            • clutterbucker
                              E30 Addict
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 481

                              #15
                              hehe, his book should be called "I'm a complete asshole" plain and simple. btw I'm definately buying it.
                              He's the new Vonnegut, didn't you know?
                              - 2000 Audi S4 Stg 2 (sold)
                              - house (bought)
                              - 1997 Civic Hatch (shaky but driveable)
                              - 2010 Sportster 1200 Forty Eight Ed. (vroom)
                              - 1991 318is S50B30 (TBA)

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