I am really really pissed

[clutterbucker]

1. I just ordered a paintball gun. It comes on Monday. Eggers beware.

2. I'm a total hippocrite. I, and a few friends, went egging on some road when I was like 16, and I totally regret it. Long story short: the first car we hit was a county Sheriff. Next thing I know there are 4 county Sheriffs on foot and two cars chasing us. Hit time was 2:30 am, chase ended around 6:30 am, when we got pulled over on the way home. We tried to say it wasn't us, but he had my barefoot friend's Burkenstock sandals in his hand. Not funny.

[DEV0 E30]

I miss my paintball gun, I sold it about a year ago.

[MattE30]

2. I'm a total hippocrite. I, and a few friends, went egging on some road when I was like 16, and I totally regret it. Long story short: the first car we hit was a county Sheriff. Next thing I know there are 4 county Sheriffs on foot and two cars chasing us. Hit time was 2:30 am, chase ended around 6:30 am, when we got pulled over on the way home. We tried to say it wasn't us, but he had my barefoot friend's Burkenstock sandals in his hand. Not funny.

Reminds me of 2 halloweens ago, when my friends and I were paintballing cars that drove by us, and hit an unmarked police car. He stopped, and we split, running along the beach until we got to my friends house. Could have been worse but it got the adrenaline going.

[CleanAzzE30z]

In the spirit of "Pulp Fiction".....You dont fuck with a mans automobile, you just dont do it. No trial, no jury, straight to execution. haha. SOrry about that man. Always in the back of my mind of people want to f*ck with someones car and it be mine that day.

[sovann]

1. I just ordered a paintball gun. It comes on Monday. Eggers beware.

You should keep a stash of frozen paintballs in the freezer in case of emergencies :P

[bkelsey86]

Or a ball bearing. Someone hit me with frozen ones before and I got back at him the next game with a few ball bearings.

[PanamaE30]

There is no punishment severe enough for something like that, because they'll still never be sorry. Can't un-throw the eggs.
Death penalty.
This makes me want to buy a gun and just wait for someone to try it.

I heard a loud stereo outside my house one late night, saw a few kids outside and I saw an egg carton in one of their hands, grabbed my paintball gun, loaded the hopper, threw on the tank. Went out front, was sneaky and went behind a bush - crawled up in my yard about 5 feet from their car. I yelled " Your fucked! " Then started to open fire all over their car and hit some of them atleast 5 times. They took off like a bat outta hell.

Never had I had so much fun with my paintball gun.

You are my friggin hero. I'm gonna go clean my paintball gun now. :)