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    iS makes Gti look fat and slow!

    Coming back from Shops and two ruuude bwoys in their Mk3 Gti 16v spot me as im waiting to join the roundabout. As we pull on to a long derestricted road he slows right down to around 10mph and burbles along in front of me.

    At this point I have a decision to make. Mature man vs Inner Boy. I can also point to the scientific validity of the test as the 16v had 150 brake and my little iS is supposed to be putting out something similar

    Inner Boy wins easy so I stick it in 2nd an wait for him to do something. He's waiting for the traffic to disappear off into the distance.

    He drops it and I follow suit.

    All the way from 10 - 90mph (at which point we brake for the next roundabout) the iS eats up the distance between the two cars and I had to back off to avoid ramming his lardy arse!

    At the next roundabout Mature Man takes over and watches said Gti 'burn' off into the distance:

    Munich 1 Wolfsburg 0

    #2
    story cool bro
    "get in, get off, wipe your dick off on her sheets and get out."

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        #4
        paint sucks

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          #5
          My friend in FL has a 325e automatic, and he ate a 5 speed GTI from light to light for 3 lights straight hahahaha

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            #6
            I wish mine could make cars look fat and slow, 3rd gear is dead so I usually walk them off the line then chillax in 4th.
            Jah bless! :pimp:

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              #7
              Originally posted by wh33lhop View Post

              lol!!!!! Awesomeness!
              "get in, get off, wipe your dick off on her sheets and get out."

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                #8
                Cool that you made a fool of a rival car but, keep it on the track.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by LJ851
                  I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

                  Feedback

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                    #10
                    The mk iii served its purpose, to be humiliated by e30's and to be made fun of on forums.
                    FEEDBACK:
                    http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=316212

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                    IG @yagayo38

                    "The Best E30's were built with two camshafts four cylinders and sixteen valves!".

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                      #11
                      in the us, the mk3 gti has a vr6, not the 16v. just sayin' ;)

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                        #12
                        Was it at least a decent looking GTi? I'm a big fan of them, all bodystyles.

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                          #13
                          Haven't seen one of these threads in a while.

                          1991 325iS turbo

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Garrett@EffinEuro View Post
                            in the us, the mk3 gti has a vr6, not the 16v. just sayin' ;)
                            That's where the 24V forums come in handy :p

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by ak- View Post
                              Haven't seen one of these threads in a while.
                              What cracks me up about them, and this one, is all of the people chastising the OP that probably do the same shit all the time.

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