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    #16
    Originally posted by Borat
    Jager Bomb - Get shotglass wilth jager in it, get a standard drinking glass (like you would use for rum and coke or whatever) fill that glass 2/3 full with red bull, then drop the shot of jager into the red bull so it all mixes up, then vessel the lot with the glass still in.

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      #17
      take the bottle brakit on someone's head that shit is nasty.

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        #18
        4 degrees in a shot glass or

        1/2 jäger
        1/2 rumple

        in a wine glass (makes a 7oz shooter) have about 4 in 30 minutes, listen to the stories your friends tell tomorrow.

        Origins: Once
        again, another popular darkish beverage has attracted a "something noxious lurking in its depths" rumor. In this case, the liquid in question is Jägermeister, a 70-proof spirit imported from Germany. (Jägermeister is German for "master hunter," hence the elk head on the label.) Folks recall hearing the rumor about this potable containing elk or deer blood at least as far back as 1992.

        Jägermeister is made from 56 herbs, roots, and spices, none of which is blood. Once the 56 ingredients are measured and ground, they are reduced to macerates (extracts) by being steeped in a mixture of cold water and alcohol for two to three days. After the resulting extract has been filtered, it is stored in oak barrels for a period of not less than one year. At the end of this storage time, the extract is filtered once more, mixed with liquid sugar, caramel, alcohol, and water, and filtered yet again. The resultant brew is then ready for bottling.

        Were blood one of the ingredients, Jägermeister would not be able to control the brewing results as accurately as it does. Blood would break down during processing, rendering one batch of formula after another unsuitable for use.

        Jägermeister has attracted the blood rumor primarily through two factors: the darkness of the resultant drink and the logo on the bottle. Popular lore is rife with examples of dark-hued liquids that are rumored to hide noisome ingredients, such as schoolyard scuttlebutt that chocolate milk masks the presence of cow blood, and its slightly more sophisticated counterpart that saddles Red Bull with the claim that it is formulated from an extract of bulls' testicles.

        Jägermeister inadvertently contributes to the believability of the blood rumor by claiming to use "one or two secret spices" in its formula. This coyness is a common ploy used by products looking to build market share through fostering belief their offerings are so special their recipes must be jealously guarded lest competitors steal their thunder. (Witness how well this has worked for Coca-Cola, for example.) However, the downside of such marketing strategies is the weak position it places companies in when rumors of this nature arise — they can't just point to their ingredients lists in response. .






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          #19
          Originally posted by SlammedE30
          Ice cold in a shot glass.
          -Ted
          end of discussion.

          It's america what do expect us to say hot/ room temp like the Brit's drink everything,
          hell no this is america if ice can make it go down faster we add it.

          Further it is a german liquor so eff. is the key, cold and fast, just like car engines.
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            #20
            Cold, straight from the bottle, like the baby I am.

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              #21
              Originally posted by E30ownerwithanopinion
              take the bottle brakit on someone's head that shit is nasty.
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                #22
                Originally posted by SlammedE30
                Ice cold in a shot glass.
                -Ted

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                  #23
                  you are all wrong. i used to go to a bar in missoula where the waitress chick would come around with a bottle of jaeger with a cough syrup spray pump screwed on top. she'd ask if you'd like a squirt for free....

                  otherwise, the stuff's not worth drinking.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by wiredroach
                    otherwise, the stuff's not worth drinking.
                    ...Not ...worth ...drinking?

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                      #25
                      This is gonna sound weird.. but...

                      ice cold in a shotglassed dumped into a tall half liter glass of paulaner hefe weißbier..

                      And it really fucks you up too :)
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                        #26
                        Originally posted by llll1l1ll
                        Originally posted by wiredroach
                        otherwise, the stuff's not worth drinking.
                        ...Not ...worth ...drinking?

                        Does not fempute.
                        sorry, but i just can't acquire a taste for cough syrup.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by e30sd
                          w/ red bull
                          Yuck. Tastes like NyQuil. I'll go for the ice-cold in a shot glass method.

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                            #28
                            in a shot glass between two big breasts

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by OOMPH!
                              in a shot glass between two big breasts
                              i agree with this one too...
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                                #30
                                Originally posted by Jordan
                                Originally posted by SlammedE30
                                Ice cold in a shot glass.
                                Originally posted by e30sd
                                w/ red bull

                                Either way works for me.
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