What's with F**kin dickheads in Maximas?

[Justin B]

Havent seen too many cows lately, a few deer though. People cant drive for dick, and that just goes for most of the whole country. American drivers just plain suck, too preoccupied with their phones, eating, makeup, taming their children in the back seat and changing their disney dvds in the seat back sets to keep more than a half eyeball on the road.

But yeah.

[ethree]

The deer are more tricky than cows; much more likely move quickly into the course of oncoming traffic. I'm just crapping on petaluma though, I drive through there a couple times a year on my way to the northern sonoma coast.

[Justin B]

Deer ARE tricky, cows are just lazy and slow. I know what you meant though, its all good :)

[e30e]

I'd rather shoot myself in the crotch than drive around a car with a CVT as the only trans option.

Its the best cvt on the market and the car drives like an 8/10ths 370z; the maxima is just too expensive.

[bear]

yes z drivers are douche bag bitches, so are mustang dork ass fucks with flowmasters, and dorky fucks who say shit like "spirited driving" fkfkfkfkfk I never want to hear someone say "spirited driving" again and that's in the bmw manual I think. Oh yeah I saw a new mini with checkered flag mirrors and a front rally bar, douche factor of 9.85 on that one. ooops I almost forgot, beetle driving twits with flowers, really flowers in the flower holder, usually color matched to the paint, probably all are spirited drivers.

[BoxDriver86]

Just made a road trip over the weekend down the typical 95 from NC to NJ and back. The Mrs. and I are constantly commenting on stuff just like this so we started keeping tabs. Here's what we noticed.

1. On 4 occasions, a Toyota Prius was driving below the speed limit in the fast lane blocking a tremendous line of traffic. 3 were from VA. 2 Had Obama bumper stickers.

2. On 5 occasions, a mini van of some sort was doing the same thing. All 5 times I was given a dirty look while passing on the right hand side.

3. When we arrived at the VA border south of DC, there was gridlock. Some schmuck in a Maxima (older body style and modified with Infinity wheels, actually looked nice) would dart in and out of lanes, never making any progress and causing near panic for the people he cut off. He eventually tried to pass everyone on the shoulder and met a nice police officer. I beeped and waved.

4. We lost count of how many times a Civic (newer) or CR-V would block the left hand lane with no idea they were backing up traffic. Mostly with VA or PA tags. I can only assume that in driving school for these states, left lane as passing is not taught or enforced.

5. On a bright note, we counted 11 e30s on the way home. Near the DE border, we saw a really sharp red 4 door with a killer rake followed by a beautiful black 'vert with cardinal interior. Since we drive a lot, it's fun to point out the number of older BMWs we see vs. other cars of the same vintage.

Just some insight from those who are silly enough to keep track of these things...

[dvs909]

anyone driving faster than you is crazy, slower than you are assholes.

ive noticed bad drivers are mostly in either a car or a minivan or a suv or a truck.

[phenryiv1]

I had a Maxima and I'm a dick, so I guess there you go.

I had 3 of them. Guess what?

I

Am

A

Dick.

[movementality]

anyone driving faster than you is crazy, slower than you are assholes.

ive noticed bad drivers are mostly in either a car or a minivan or a suv or a truck.

yeah i think you're on to something

[Wh33lhop]

Its the best cvt on the market and the car drives like an 8/10ths 370z; the maxima is just too expensive.

I don't give two fucks, just give me a goddamn three-pedal car.

[fiftytakedowns]

What a worthless thread

I want my click back

[619E30]

Can't wait til a dinky little 510 eats your ass alive

[bear]

510 owners and e30 owners are alot the same, roots and love and you just gotta love a 510, problem is they don't look gangsta enuff for most of the douchebags out there.

[619E30]

^^ Yeah, I wish my dad saved his 510, even though it was stock. lol

[e30e]

I don't give two fucks, just give me a goddamn three-pedal car.

You realize that 75% of Americans have no idea what they hell your talking about? You cant get a six speed manual in any nissans fwd 3.5 v6's unless you factory order an altima sr for that very reason, no one buys a 30k+ car with three pedals. Hell walk into a bmw dealership and try to find more than 2-3 manual equipped 3 series.