What's your car's name and why?

[BrooklynMW]

janis joplin
cuz it dosent look too good but she sounds amazing

Nice.....

[Raxe]

Piggy

aka

Chewbacca the drug cow


Chewbacca: When I first stole her, before having the power steering pump replaced, she would moan and cry every time I pulled her out of her parking spot. This made my neighbors not very happy. It sounded very much like, you guessed it, Chewbacca

The drug cow: I keep finding strange rips and tears in places that can only be justified as places to hide drugs. Or naked dead whores.

Piggy: Well for one thing, BMW grills always kind of looked like pig noses to me rather than kidneys. also she's where I stick all my cock into it.



But I really call her Euro Slut, because I buy everything euro for her because she is my Slut.

But I really call her Susan, because she is just like that girl George Costanza was dating.

But i really call it the Rommel.

But I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse.

But I'm really into Ghay Pr0n and anal beads.....

But I really call her Kristine 'cause of the movie.

But really I call her Bob Barker, because it's old and gray.

[Joe G]

White Lightening

Cause it had a slow M20...but i dont have her in my possession and she doesnt run. So i guess she is really living up to her name now.

[323iNathan]

My e30 is called Heidi after Heidi Klum - both German and look the goods.

[StereoInstaller1]

Piggy

aka

Chewbacca the drug cow


Chewbacca: When I first stole her, before having the power steering pump replaced, she would moan and cry every time I pulled her out of her parking spot. This made my neighbors not very happy. It sounded very much like, you guessed it, Chewbacca

The drug cow: I keep finding strange rips and tears in places that can only be justified as places to hide drugs. Or naked dead whores.

Piggy: Well for one thing, BMW grills always kind of looked like pig noses to me rather than kidneys. also she's where I stick all my cock into it.



But I really call her Euro Slut, because I buy everything euro for her because she is my Slut.

But I really call her Susan, because she is just like that girl George Costanza was dating.

But i really call it the Rommel.

But I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse.

But I'm really into Ghay Pr0n and anal beads.....

But I really call her Kristine 'cause of the movie.

But really I call her Bob Barker, because it's old and gray.

Seriously, I call her MBP, for ManBearPig, because she is sensitive and delicate like a man, loud and grumpy like a bear, and eats truffles she dug out of the ground with her nose like a pig.

[Dude]

Whore