What's your car's name and why?

[Raxe]

Piggy

aka

Chewbacca the drug cow


Chewbacca: When I first stole her, before having the power steering pump replaced, she would moan and cry every time I pulled her out of her parking spot. This made my neighbors not very happy. It sounded very much like, you guessed it, Chewbacca

The drug cow: I keep finding strange rips and tears in places that can only be justified as places to hide drugs. Or naked dead whores.

Piggy: Well for one thing, BMW grills always kind of looked like pig noses to me rather than kidneys. also she's where I stick all my cock into it.



But I really call her Euro Slut, because I buy everything euro for her because she is my Slut.


But I really call her Susan, because she is just like that girl George Costanza was dating.

[BrooklynMW]

Hey! you have my stupid quote in your sig! I made it man, I made it!

[F34R]

Piggy

aka

Chewbacca the drug cow


Chewbacca: When I first stole her, before having the power steering pump replaced, she would moan and cry every time I pulled her out of her parking spot. This made my neighbors not very happy. It sounded very much like, you guessed it, Chewbacca

The drug cow: I keep finding strange rips and tears in places that can only be justified as places to hide drugs. Or naked dead whores.

Piggy: Well for one thing, BMW grills always kind of looked like pig noses to me rather than kidneys. also she's where I stick all my cock into it.



But I really call her Euro Slut, because I buy everything euro for her because she is my Slut.

[Holland]

Tb-303

[nickflic3]

1st

[BrooklynMW]

Chewbacca the Drug Mule

aka

Piggy.

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Chewbacca: When I first bought her, before having the power steering pump replaced, she would moan and cry every time I pulled her out of her parking spot. This made my neighbors not very happy. It sounded very much like, you guessed it, Chewbacca

The Drug Mule: I keep finding strange rips and tears in places that can only be justified as places to hide drugs.

Piggy: Well for one thing, BMW grills always kind of looked like pig noses to me rather than kidneys. also she's where I stick all my money into.