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  • bimmershark
    Grease Monkey
    • Mar 2010
    • 319

    #16
    Originally posted by glucklich21
    Sad part is people like this have children.....

    lots of them...and usually we help take care of them..

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    • KennyT
      E30 Addict
      • Aug 2010
      • 542

      #17
      I like the free dead black guy in the drivers seat.

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      • blunttech
        Forum Sponsor
        • Jul 2004
        • 12850

        #18
        I love how it says "call me after 4pm" . reminds me of this business's customer service hours .lol . click on contact us
        If you need a grill call during their bidness hours 6pm to 10pm

        We can serve you better through Email

        sales@blunttech.com
        www.blunttech.com


        Like us on Facebook

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        • Roysneon
          R3V Elite
          • Apr 2010
          • 4505

          #19
          Originally posted by bimmershark
          lots of them...and usually we help take care of them..
          Yep, litters of them. And then these people wonder why normal people look down upon them.
          For all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!
          Originally posted by mbonanni
          I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

          I am a pursit now.

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          • Simon S
            No R3VLimiter
            • Oct 2004
            • 3758

            #20
            Idiocracy.
            -----Zen and the Art of e30 Maintenance - / - Zen TOC - / - Zen Summary

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            • Rennsport
              R3VLimited
              • May 2006
              • 2139

              #21
              "IF ALL DIS SOUND GOOD FUCK WIT ME"


              guy's just lookin for a lay.
              m106 1990 e30
              e36 daily
              e32 cruiser

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              • rotarievtec
                Wrencher
                • Jul 2010
                • 261

                #22
                This has to be the best part of the ad
                " BUT SHIT IF ALL DIS SOUND GOOD FUCK WIT ME IM WILLING TO NEGOTIATE"

                lol

                :edit: Fuck you beat me to it
                Originally posted by NitroRustlerDriver
                I don silk gloves and place them into a sacred envelope made of magic and lined with Unicorn fur, seal the envelope with an adhesive made from strands of Gypsy hair and wrap the whole thing in a snazzy looking faux gold leaf paper, with elm leaf inlay from Costco. Unfortunately, by the time it gets to you, all of that fancy stuff will likely have been picked clean by the greedy postal service employees. Please don't be surprised to see just a plain envelope.

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                • Eecen
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1235

                  #23
                  Originally posted by blunttech
                  I love how it says "call me after 4pm" . reminds me of this business's customer service hours .lol . click on contact us
                  If you need a grill call during their bidness hours 6pm to 10pm

                  http://14kgoldteeth.com/492/See_all
                  Been doing some grillz shopping there blunt?


                  I gotta grab me some iced out grillz one of these days...fucking people.

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                  • JBird
                    E30 Modder
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 980

                    #24
                    I'm surprised that this person even knows how to post a craigslist ad up.


                    "The Camry is an appliance, not a car. It attracts folks who have the same regard for driving that they have for washing dishes,
                    i.e. it's a necessary but somewhat unpleasant chore and they want something to make the task a little easier and insulate them from the process."
                     - my friend, Número Veintiséis

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                    • 1fastm50
                      Grease Monkey
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 342

                      #25
                      ^ this is true. this thread is full of win!
                      Originally posted by TimKninja
                      Racelands are cheap shit.
                      Originally posted by whodwho
                      So are r3v members
                      Originally posted by Cabriolet
                      dude, this is R3v. there's like 40 project threads, and like 20 FS threads and 100 members ride threads of stupid shit. guaranteed laughs on every page. cut springs, rolled cars at 20mph, fishtank heater core, selling broken stuff, painting cars with paint brush, cheap wings, hella-flush and then there is Vlad, king of the eta M3

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                      • Need4Speed1299
                        Advanced Member
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 119

                        #26
                        "BUT SHIT IF ALL DIS SOUND GOOD FUCK WIT ME IM WILLING TO NEGOTIATE"

                        Haha tire rod.

                        Edit- Oops.. 3rd.

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                        • txtorquemade
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 1758

                          #27
                          Heres the sad thing. I teach people like this!!! At a college no less.

                          They say, "you cant fix stupid", but I do it every day. I actually have term papers written at the level of the CL poster. I am not kidding.

                          Why couldnt I have been F1 driver?
                          sigpic 1987 325is

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                          • JBird
                            E30 Modder
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 980

                            #28
                            Originally posted by txtorquemade
                            They say, "you cant fix stupid", but I do it every day. I actually have term papers written at the level of the CL poster. I am not kidding.
                            That's amazing. You should give them a lower grade depending on the class. What classes do you teach and at what kind of college?


                            "The Camry is an appliance, not a car. It attracts folks who have the same regard for driving that they have for washing dishes,
                            i.e. it's a necessary but somewhat unpleasant chore and they want something to make the task a little easier and insulate them from the process."
                             - my friend, Número Veintiséis

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                            • bennym39
                              Noobie
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 34

                              #29
                              Originally posted by LuckyHenriksen
                              That was awesome. Sometimes I am amazed that certain people exist

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                              • george graves
                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 19985

                                #30
                                Not all of Texas, but parts of it just need to be carpet bombed.
                                Originally posted by Matt-B
                                hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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