So I designed a zero lag turbo charger

[Fidhle007]

Man, this is going to be great for those people who want to be batshit insane fast.

[mrsleeve]

any bets on a compressed Air tank, and some hoses being involved ????

[briansjacobs]

send me a PM, I will contact my trademark attorney in the morning and ask if she has good patent attorney.

[5Toes]

Dude. Seriously though. Alot of great people invented things that were not formally trained.

Nicolas Otto... he was a farm boy on the rhine river. HE DELIVERED FREAKING FLOUR AND SHIT TO PAY HIS BILLS. Look what he did...

[5Toes]

you don't run megasquirt on a computer. lol

Then define computer. An ECU uses a processor.

[M-technik-3]

Most entertainment so far this year.

[george graves]

[JGood]

I'm not even laughing at the turbo yet. I'm stuck on the cylinder block-piston-alternator. You want to remove the alternator, and insert the components into the reciprocating assembly of the engine. You want to add the weight to the pistons. And remove cooling and oiling space from the block to insert weight. All to remove the "belt strain" from the crank. Have you dyno'd a car before and after removing an alternator belt? Have you measured the "stress" of the crank created by the belt? DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE, HIGH MAINTENANCE, AND HORSEPOWER ROBBING IT WOULD BE TO PUT ALTERNATOR COMPONENTS INSIDE THE ENGINE?

Jesus Fucking Christ. This is what's wrong with today's school system. Instead of teachers failing students with no understanding of anything, they are pushed through, given A+'s, and are told they are doing a great job. Then they get a great self esteem and think they are a genius, when in reality they can barely grasp the simple laws of physics.

Look kid, you have great ambition. But if you don't STFU and start thinking about more realistic and important things, you're going to waste all your time and money from the tire shop (I mean "race car shop") on ideas that failed before they even popped into your head.

You're welcome for the life lesson.

[blefevre]

Why don't they attach generators to the wheels of electric cars and use that power to charge the batteries!?!?!!?! Oh wait......

[KevlarWeave]

I bet you have intentions for some double generator/electro exhaust gizmo doodad. Free Powah!

[Jaxx_]

What do you think that big 'ol black chip is?

harrrrrrrrr okay fair enough

[george graves]

you don't run megasquirt on a computer. lol

What do you think that big 'ol black chip is? (but I know what you were saying...not that it matters, this thread is so fucked anyways)

[Jaxx_]

I am going to give the OP the benefit of the doubt.

He did not come here to hear about how you think he is talking bullshit or how you know more about turbo's then him when non of us really know him.

Anyways I unfortunately can not help you. But I am thinking of turbo charging the M42 next year if you want a car to test on.

Good Luck

You don't talk to americans on a daily basis, do you?

[Massimo]

I am going to give the OP the benefit of the doubt.

He did not come here to hear about how you think he is talking bullshit or how you know more about turbo's then him when non of us really know him.

Anyways I unfortunately can not help you. But I am thinking of turbo charging the M42 next year if you want a car to test on.

Good Luck

[Jaxx_]

also i kinda wanna take one of these new tablets and run megasquirt on it and mount it into a dash. would be pretty cool. touchscreen megasquirt with wireless internet and everything else you can do with a tablet right there in your dash. almost as awesome as the nissan with the built in xbow 360.

you don't run megasquirt on a computer. lol