i found two junked e30 m3s today

[DTM190]

This thread, its like one dude, a couple of hundred chicks wanting bukakke, tauting him like he cant perfom and i really want to see him spray these bitches with the skin firehose.


But there is no jizz.










There is just no jizz

[KamakaziX]

see i told you fuckers i wasnt lyin to ya now wheres that dildo store

I believe you more than OP. Oh yeah and Kershaw I believe you too, er whatever . . .

[flyboyx]

see???!!! in your face r3v!!! fukallyall!!! heres yer freekin proof! vindakated!!!!! i told you fuckers i wasnt lyin to ya now wheres that dildo store-i mean bakery


ps: i vote for a thread sticky

[Kershaw]

i posted a pic.... you dont believe me?

:(

[KamakaziX]

Lol! At my work theres two mg midgets that are about to go off to auction. They're worthless i thought about offering my boss 200 for the two of them. End up with one that runs and scrap the other. Maybe put an m20 into it! I know this thread is about imaginary things my bad :) they'd be fun to fix up even tho they're British.

See, I believe you because you provided pics.

[flyboyx]

hey guys my dads and i were walking around looking for a gay toy store because i lost my favorite vibrator up my ass anywayz we were walking through the neighborhoodz and we came across this this guy and he had his fingers up his butt and he sayz hay guyz come on over hear and i will show you sumpin' i sayz to my days that guyz prob geh and phat and i dont want none of that my dads sayz hay lets look in his garage and see if he has some coolazz dinosaurs in there so we says hay guy with your fingers up yer aszz can we look in your garage and see if you have any cool stegasaurases and the guy say sure i gots dinos all up in there so we runs over there and lifts up the door like and SHITTTTT man he has dynosaureses all up in there so i forgets all about the dildo and i goes in there to check out all his shiznit hes got a dtm tyranosauras with one lug wheelz and carbon fibre on his package then i looks over in the corner and wouldn't you knows it but there is a veloceraptorasauras goddam i says how much you want for them two dynosaurasas and the guy with his fingers up his butt sayz he will sell them for 4000 bucks you jackwagons i was gonna take some photos of them muthas but i couldnt cuz my cell phone wouldnt allow me to check their vin numbers and as all you fuckers know it illegals to take photos of a car with your cell phone unless you have the vin all right and checked out. i am going to post up some photos of these cool as fuck dynosaurases tomorrow whens my dads and me go back there wit a towtruck to pick them cools as fuck dynosaurs up and take them home and take turns screwing them in the azzz!

[Pantless Spency]

[bernzpeed]

this f****g thread is still alive????

[frankenbeemer]

How do you know they do exsist? Maybe there is only one car there. Maybe it's not even a BMW? Even if there were 5 02's, me taking them home is total imagination.

Sorry I doubted you. I have a weak grasp of unreality, and I knew you had a good eye for the 2002.



That's a compliment.

[vlad]

you fucking suck at telling stories. use that 4k for school instead.

best reply :up:

[deutschman]

Cars that actually exist are not allowed in this thread.

How do you know they do exsist? Maybe there is only one car there. Maybe it's not even a BMW? Even if there were 5 02's, me taking them home is total imagination.

[Pantless Spency]

Lol! At my work theres two mg midgets that are about to go off to auction. They're worthless i thought about offering my boss 200 for the two of them. End up with one that runs and scrap the other. Maybe put an m20 into it! I know this thread is about imaginary things my bad :) they'd be fun to fix up even tho they're British.

[Kershaw]

when i went to get lunch today i saw this amazing m3 for sale. only $4000. but when i got closer it flew away into the sky!

i whipped out my cellphone and got a pic. which is more than the OP can say.

[slammin.e28]

I found two wrecked whores sitting on a street corner one night. I kept my distance, but $50 for a BJ was too tempting. Pics up Sunday.

[frankenbeemer]

I just drove up to the Russian River in CA today to start a week long event at the Bohemian Grove.
As I was driving up to Gurnvill I went past a shop that had 4-5 BMW 2002's sitting in front of it along with a few other classic cars.
These cars have been sitting there for years now. I have seen them there sins I graduated high school in '06.
Think I should go check them out and ask about them after the event is over this Sunday? ;)
Maybe one has Alpina parts and an s14 swap, and the other has an s50 crambed in it....
lol
No but really they are just sitting there.

Cars that actually exist are not allowed in this thread.