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  • DTM190
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Nov 2008
    • 1107
    #31
    Ha nando, mine has also started early





    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


    Originally posted by der affe
    first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

    if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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      • CleanAzzE30z
        R3V OG
        • Jan 2004
        • 11794
        #32
        Originally posted by Simon S
        Stop at 2

        or you will be outnumbered..
        Good advice. Mine 2nd will be born in the next week. 1 boy and 1 girl. Exactly what I wanted ever since I was a boy I wanted 1 boy and 1 girl.
        Originally posted by nando
        I love him more than the car,
        Well, I found your problem..... jk

        Since it will inevitably turn into a babies-driving-your-cars-picture fest. Here are my additions. My daughter just before she was 1 yr. old in my old 325e in front of TNG coincidentally. (shes 2.5 now)



        2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
        1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
        1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

        -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

        -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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          • DTM190
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Nov 2008
            • 1107
            #33
            Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z

            Since it will inevitably turn into a babies-driving-your-cars-picture fest.
            Pride, hey.
            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


            Originally posted by der affe
            first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

            if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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              • CleanAzzE30z
                R3V OG
                • Jan 2004
                • 11794
                #34
                Originally posted by DTM190
                Pride, hey.
                Oh no dont worry. I agree with you. Ive never felt a love and pride like this. It make sme understand now all the shit I used to think was irritatingly ghey. Like "stfu already about your kid!! I get it he's cute!! You love him!!" Now I understand.


                2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                  • DTM190
                    E30 Enthusiast
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 1107
                    #35
                    Haha for sure, I didnt want kids, even up until about 3 mins before he was born I was not looking forward to it but now, im hopeless. Asking mothers with new borns at shops "how old is she/he" which reminds me, I did the unthinkable the other day.

                    Twins in a stroller, one had way more hair than the other, wearing pink the other in grey and I said "wow, the girl got all of the hair hey". I got that look and she said "they are BOTH girls", doh
                    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                    Originally posted by der affe
                    first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                    if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                      • e30trooper
                        R3V OG
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 11576
                        #36
                        Anyone got a pic of a car seat set up in a vert? My son is due in 7 weeks, time to prep.

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                          • ldsbeaker
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 3098
                            #37
                            Originally posted by Simon S
                            Stop at 2

                            or you will be outnumbered..

                            True this. Will have #2 with us in August.
                            Been carting #1 around since birth (turns 3 in a couple weeks) in e30s and e28s (and mom's x3). He loves it. He's very attentive, and sits in the middle of the back seat. No anchors, just the belt. I'm not sure how 2 seats is gonna work in a 2 door, may have to give that a test fit soon. I'm sure the e28 will be fine.

                            I like to think that rolling around in the copper car with the really stiff suspension helped his neck muscles.
                            Slicktop City!

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                              • Heysüß
                                E30 Modder
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 911
                                #38
                                I don't have kids but I can say from experience that dvd players with headphones are a gift that you owe yourself.
                                09/1989 325i 4 Door
                                +M30 Swap
                                +Z3 Steering Rack

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                                  • CleanAzzE30z
                                    R3V OG
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 11794
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by DTM190
                                    Haha for sure, I didnt want kids, even up until about 3 mins before he was born I was not looking forward to it but now, im hopeless. Asking mothers with new borns at shops "how old is she/he" which reminds me, I did the unthinkable the other day.

                                    Twins in a stroller, one had way more hair than the other, wearing pink the other in grey and I said "wow, the girl got all of the hair hey". I got that look and she said "they are BOTH girls", doh
                                    Dude, I feel your pain.... I kinda went down a dark road during my wifes pregnancy with our first that lasted until after she was born to ease the pressure. Of course it became more of a problem than what I was running away from but hey, yeah I was scared shitless. As I am again with this one thats due in 2 weeks. haha. That story is hilarious. Thats why I dont give any info unless Im SURE Im right. hahaha
                                    Originally posted by e30trooper
                                    Anyone got a pic of a car seat set up in a vert? My son is due in 7 weeks, time to prep.
                                    Congrats man, and good luck!! My sons coming in a couple weeks!!


                                    2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                                    1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                                    1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                                    -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                                    -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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