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Originally posted by der affe
first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.
if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.
Since it will inevitably turn into a babies-driving-your-cars-picture fest. Here are my additions. My daughter just before she was 1 yr. old in my old 325e in front of TNG coincidentally. (shes 2.5 now)
Since it will inevitably turn into a babies-driving-your-cars-picture fest.
Pride, hey.
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Originally posted by der affe
first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.
if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.
Oh no dont worry. I agree with you. Ive never felt a love and pride like this. It make sme understand now all the shit I used to think was irritatingly ghey. Like "stfu already about your kid!! I get it he's cute!! You love him!!" Now I understand.
Haha for sure, I didnt want kids, even up until about 3 mins before he was born I was not looking forward to it but now, im hopeless. Asking mothers with new borns at shops "how old is she/he" which reminds me, I did the unthinkable the other day.
Twins in a stroller, one had way more hair than the other, wearing pink the other in grey and I said "wow, the girl got all of the hair hey". I got that look and she said "they are BOTH girls", doh
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Originally posted by der affe
first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.
if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.
True this. Will have #2 with us in August.
Been carting #1 around since birth (turns 3 in a couple weeks) in e30s and e28s (and mom's x3). He loves it. He's very attentive, and sits in the middle of the back seat. No anchors, just the belt. I'm not sure how 2 seats is gonna work in a 2 door, may have to give that a test fit soon. I'm sure the e28 will be fine.
I like to think that rolling around in the copper car with the really stiff suspension helped his neck muscles.
Haha for sure, I didnt want kids, even up until about 3 mins before he was born I was not looking forward to it but now, im hopeless. Asking mothers with new borns at shops "how old is she/he" which reminds me, I did the unthinkable the other day.
Twins in a stroller, one had way more hair than the other, wearing pink the other in grey and I said "wow, the girl got all of the hair hey". I got that look and she said "they are BOTH girls", doh
Dude, I feel your pain.... I kinda went down a dark road during my wifes pregnancy with our first that lasted until after she was born to ease the pressure. Of course it became more of a problem than what I was running away from but hey, yeah I was scared shitless. As I am again with this one thats due in 2 weeks. haha. That story is hilarious. Thats why I dont give any info unless Im SURE Im right. hahaha
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