i found two junked e36 m3s today

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  • DTM190
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Nov 2008
    • 1107
    #31
    Originally posted by Janderson
    I was making a joke. Try not to take things to seriously.
    The world needs more of it, i like it.

    Meanwhile

    i found two junked e46 m3s today

    Will post pics as soon as i pocked this black widow with a coathanger
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    Originally posted by der affe
    first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

    if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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      • Massimo
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jan 2008
        • 3207
        #32
        ^
        Can you please elaborate on this I don't get it but see it every where.
        sigpic

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          • DTM190
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Nov 2008
            • 1107
            #33
            Now im getting confused between the two,

            Someone asked the "Coat hanger kid" why there was a coat hanger in his engine bay,

            It was because of a spider, he used it as his tool of death,

            Hence,

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            Originally posted by der affe
            first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

            if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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              • Massimo
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jan 2008
                • 3207
                #34
                aight
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                  • Slangbox
                    E30 Addict
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 599
                    #35
                    This thread. It has jokes of other jokes. Where's Xzibit...


                    Body roll+perspective=the poor man's drop

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                      • Brandon12V
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 1318
                        #36
                        Aids.

                        Originally posted by Ryan...
                        It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.

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                          • InuFaye
                            R3VLimited
                            • May 2010
                            • 2221
                            #37
                            Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                            A girl I knew about 7 years ago had a 1993 M3 with 15" 325i wheels.
                            Impossible brakes wouldn't clear.
                            1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                              • CleanAzzE30z
                                R3V OG
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 11794
                                #38
                                The world needs more humor....


                                2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                                1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                                1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                                -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                                -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                                  • Wh33lhop
                                    R3V OG
                                    • Feb 2009
                                    • 11705
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by InuFaye
                                    Impossible brakes wouldn't clear.
                                    Now that you mention it, it does seem a bit fishy.

                                    Hey have you seen one of these?
                                    paint sucks

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