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  • monoblanco
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  • Dj Buttchug
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    too much back pressure from dick blockage

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  • LJ851
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    ^ Maybe thats why it doesn't run anymore.

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  • Danny
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    I put both of my dicks in my muffler's tips.

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  • gokepsgo
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    I dreamt of a hatchback e30 with a hotrod motor in the back. And another time of the same car. Too bad it was just a dream lol

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  • CabbE30
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    Everytime I park my e30 I give it hugs

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  • timothy100
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    every. fucking. day. every inch of raw hawt german metal.
    Last edited by timothy100; 07-24-2011, 11:56 PM.

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  • devon.818
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    i've always been the kinda guy to ditch girls for anything with a motor.
    my e30 makes me smile everyday. when im in a bad mood, she wags her happy tail and cheers me right up :)

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  • Dj Buttchug
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    Originally posted by LJ851 View Post
    Weener too big for tailpipe.:(
    hahaha your exhaust must be the diameter of a straw.

    jk.

    I however have a chode. so mine fits snug, its the penetration distance that is less than exceptable

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  • phreshkid
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    Sometimes, I drive my other e30 because I can. and then I drive the e30 I didn't drive and remember why I drove the other one and why I didn't drive the one I didn't drive earlier.

    That being said, get a girlfriend, play with her cool lady fun parts, and forget all about e30s.

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  • ohthejosh
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    somtimes i just rub the nipples on my headlights.

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  • LJ851
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    Originally posted by Dj Buttchug View Post
    sometimes i put me weener in the tailpipe
    Weener too big for tailpipe.:(

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  • Ultraviolet
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    Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
    Borgore only approves of Nymphos *folds arms*

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  • E30_(1st Musk)_
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    Originally posted by phreshkid View Post
    You guys need girlfriends And more hobbies
    Originally posted by Dj Buttchug View Post
    sometimes i put me weener in the tailpipe
    dont we all?

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  • 5Toes
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    ^ orly?

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