Just an idea.. for the holidays

[Pantless Spency]

so you will just PM us our assigned gift receiver?

[Mercury[BKM]]

Rubber dildo group buy incoming!

[5Toes]

Ill just buy 1000 condoms on ebay and ship it to their house

[5Toes]

I think it should be limited to a USPS flatrate box as well, to keep cost down. That way nothing "ridiculous" gets shipped and everyone is paying the same for shipping.

...and you can fit a pretty good sized dildo in one of those boxes...FYI.



You will be getting a "package" soon.....I'll leave it by the backdoor, I'll make sure I knock...

good idea

[MrSlacker]

I am in!

[slammin.e28]

good idea

Lol....I was gonna have my seized M30 crated up and shipped to someone....just to be epic....but I don't think that'd work for someone who live in an apt....on another note....why the fuck do I care? ;)

[TurboJake]

Epic would be a midget telegram singer, singing you a love ballad to the tune of the terminator 2 theme song, with a pair of temporary stripper poles behind him with some hot asian's dancing on them, bumping their asses to his beat. and then him proceeding to kick you in the balls after he is finished as per instructions, and then requesting his tip.

After he walks away he then sends in the 80 year old lady to ask you for her prune juice regiment.

That sir. would be epic.

Oh yeah, and it's all being recorded to put up a youtube video for "Where the hell is Matt?". While he's dancing in your neighbors yard.

[Pantless Spency]

nov. 25th needs to get here sooner i want to figure out who im buying a dildo.

[slammin.e28]

nov. 25th needs to get here sooner i want to figure out who im buying a dildo.

If it's me make sure it's circumcised! Gotta keep it kosher.

[MattAvino]

Also, we need to know the real name of the person were sending to, in case we don't already know.

[Sparkle']

In!

[lambo]

Oh boy I'm excited!!! :D

[poopin04]

Oh fuck, I'm definitely having this shyte sent to my house and not the office. LOL! I could only imagine the mailroom guys face.

[slammin.e28]

Oh boy I'm excited!!! :D

As you should be. ;)

[5Toes]

Lol....I was gonna have my seized M30 crated up and shipped to someone....just to be epic....but I don't think that'd work for someone who live in an apt....on another note....why the fuck do I care? ;)

I want it!