Whats with red neck teeny boppers in trucks hanging out behind wally world?

[Exodus_2pt0]

Last night my wife and I decided to run out to the store, I took the usual route behind the buildings. Well I come around a corner and there are about 5 lifted trucks and a bunch of kids standing around. Whatever, I continue through when out of nowhere a Jeep Cherokee comes flying across the parking lot right in my path. Luckily I was going slow and was able to stop, but this kid was going too fast to do anything but keep on into the next spot.

I normally keep my cool, but this time I let him have it. I must say it was pretty entertaining to see all the kids standing there with the "deer in headlights" look.

If someone destroys my beloved e30 out of stupidity, body bags may be needed.

So, do these wanna be red necks hang out in EVERY wal-mart parking lot or just here in back woods MD? Does anyone make a big enough bug bomb to rid my town of this issue?

/rant.

[ALYKZANDYR]

Young kids + gathering of modded vehicles of any kind + large parking lot = imminent duchebaggery on a grand scale.

[Exodus_2pt0]

So about that bug bomb...

[regnu]

You just described every night of my teenage life in CT. Although we were on skateborads instead of in redneck trucks.

[Joe G]

Yup, walmart lots are a breeding ground for teenage shenanigans. Ive seen some seemingly organized red-neck teen brawls in Ohio walmarts.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Are there any exterminator's that specialize in this area of infestation?

[Mlarsen]

You could end up like this guy.

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=189363

[Cliche Guevara]

I find the whole redneck identity thing quite laughable, really. I grew up in the country and am into a lot of things that fit into the redneck persona. But, unlike these idiots, I don't feel the need wear romeos, Carhartt everything, chew, listen to country music (I fucking hate that music), and talk with a fake southern draw just so I can have an identity to cling to. I think the worst part is that they seem to enjoy lacking any sort of intellectualism.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Ugh I saw that video. Poor poor Vdub.

[Exodus_2pt0]

(I fucking hate that music).

You and me both.

I think Country music is there to simply create a large group of people who are happy to be broke and ignorant.

"All we need is loveeeee".......

And food you jackass.

[325ix]

I find the whole redneck identity thing quite laughable, really. I grew up in the country and am into a lot of things that fit into the redneck persona. But, unlike these idiots, I don't feel the need wear romeos, Carhartt everything, chew, listen to country music (I fucking hate that music), and talk with a fake southern draw just so I can have an identity to cling to. I think the worst part is that they seem to enjoy lacking any sort of intellectualism.

Most "rednecks" aren't really rednecks.

[Cliche Guevara]

You and me both.

I think Country music is there to simply create a large group of people who are happy to be broke and ignorant.

"All we need is loveeeee".......

And food you jackass.

They're just pukey ass love songs and retarded redneck cliches. Or a combination of the two.

Most "rednecks" aren't really rednecks.

Truth. Back in high school I really enjoyed watching people suddenly decide that they were rednecks.

[Exodus_2pt0]

boots and cowboy hat?

Because red neck

[Vince30]

Not to many rednecks around me, but plenty of ricer meets full of people that try to do burnouts in their hondas everywhere.

[ZekeTheSneak]

sucks to not be 21 and have nowhere to congregate. Honda tards are worse, rev wars and burnouts.