got r3v'ed for the first time

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  • caveman85
    Member
    • Jan 2012
    • 53

    #1

    got r3v'ed for the first time

    so i finally got around to cleaning out the garage so i can fit my e30 in.....now theres plenty of room now to work on her out of the elements...well i wanted to go out to get some eats today and the spring for the garage door snapped so my car was stuck in the garage....fml....it took 3 of us to jerry rig the door so we could the bimmer out.....lmao.....thought you guys would find that funny...not a true r3v'ed but a funny one

    caveman85
    '89 325i 5-speed, 2 door, lowered.....many mods soon to come
  • e30lov
    E30 Mastermind
    • Jul 2008
    • 1597

    #2
    not a r3v.


    /thread

    `92 325 vert - `90 325 coupe `99 m3 - Instagram @e30L

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    • ///digitalme
      R3VLimited
      • Dec 2009
      • 2088

      #3
      ummm ban!!!

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      • TurboJake
        No R3VLimiter
        • Oct 2010
        • 3780

        #4
        Not even close to a r3v.


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        • Cabriolet
          R3V OG
          • Apr 2010
          • 9620

          #5
          not a r3v
          Much wow
          I hate 4 doors

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          • F34R
            sLaughter
            • May 2009
            • 12385

            #6
            Why do morons make r3v titles but y u no r3v? Then at the end "not really a r3v" NO SHIT MORON!!!

            Just for this thread I want your mother's home address so I can come r3v her loose asshole.
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            • dannyyisntt
              No R3VLimiter
              • Sep 2008
              • 3141

              #7
              ^ like this thread, it won't be a true r3v of her asshole
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              • F34R
                sLaughter
                • May 2009
                • 12385

                #8
                Originally posted by dannyyisntt
                ^ like this thread, it won't be a true r3v of her asshole
                Trust me, I will make it totalled.
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                Current cars:
                ~ '87 325 M30B35 swap
                ~ '87 535
                ~ 01 540 Msport 6spd
                ~ '06 X5 4.8is

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                • Holland
                  R3V OG
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 7176

                  #9
                  Originally posted by F34R
                  Trust me, I will make it totalled.
                  Requires more lube and bald... wait wat?
                  1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                  Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                  You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                  • JeST
                    Mod Crazy
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 639

                    #10
                    Garage door stuck does not equal r3v. You need to go back to 1st grade.
                    Current: 1988 M3 - Henna/Black black alcantara

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                    Previous:
                    '87 S50 MTech 1 325is
                    '07 DTM Audi S4
                    '03 VF Supercharged M3
                    '03 Lexus IS300 (615rwhp/512rwtq)

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                    • Bryan///
                      Wrencher
                      • Nov 2011
                      • 290

                      #11
                      It took 3 idiots to figure out how to rig a door open...when it only requires one idiot to hold it open....I think I would enjoy hanging out with you and your friends since all of your brains are so r3ved.
                      '01 e46 330ci blk/blk (GF stole from me)
                      '90 e30 325i Traded
                      '95 e34 540i/manual swap (electric fire)
                      '96 miata M-edition (not quite an e30 so i got below car)
                      '93 Audi Urs-4 (like the e34 but still not an e30)
                      :hitler:

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                      • Jand3rson
                        Banned
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 37587

                        #12
                        Newbs need to grow a clue.

                        r3v: To lose control and crash a BMW E30 3 Series due to driver inexperience and the simplicity of the rear suspension. Also usually due to rain and the...

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                        • matthugie
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1810

                          #13
                          What would make you think, at any point, that story was even minutely related to a r3v?
                          88 325is - S52 powered

                          Originally posted by King Arthur
                          We'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!

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