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    To the sadistic people known as r3v

    If you're willing to pay to have someone with a bad license plate - it was bad, and a trolololed for a good while on that thread. I have a possibly proposition.

    I'm looking to step into a dedicate autocross E30 here shortly. I'd be picking it up, and it's a POS. It needs a lot of work. Essentially, if R3v is willing to fund the parts for the car (suspension, tires) etc - I will name the car whatever R3v decides. Not only name it, but embroider the car with a sticker or paint it for some period of time. The big difference between me and the license plate guy - bring it.

    My rules,
    1. Cannot be a curse word, I'm probably going to get hell for this as it is, I'd rather avoid any legal implications.
    2. If it's gonna be bad, it has to be done in a slightly humorous way - basically license plate rules. It can't be spelled obscenely. But it can annunciated obscenely.
    3. It can't be ridiculous long.
    This isn't going to be something I'm gonna do for measly benjamin. I'd arrange some deal that for however much money was donated, the set up would stay on another month. With that being said, this car is going to see some events. You'll get to see pictures of the car at events once it's in good enough shape to be out there. If you're local, you will probably see it. Did I mention, I don't own a trailer?

    I'd be open to a moderator of some form for the funds, basically a way to ensure the proceeds donated are used for the car. So say, if I get $120 bucks, I can get a control arm or rear strut mounts. Not funding my fetish with robots here.

    The other option, is you could donate used parts and we can assign a value to that (the car I'm looking at now could use some used parts).

    The car would be flat red (probably somewhere between a Zinno and a calypso color - whatever rustoleom has in the shade).

    I know some of you are just thinking this is a way to mooch for parts, but it's also a way to get me into a better set up, and the sadists get what they want.

    If, rather once, the sadists have spoken I will open a poll on the names to see how much people would donate.

    All things said at this point, bring it.
    1987 Delphin 325e Sedan - Natalie
    1990 325i 24v
    1997 Chevrolet K1500 Crew Cab 4x4 - The Centurion

    #2
    i don't see this going anywhere fast.
    nice try haha.
    maybe more radical things, like plasma cutting a dick into your hood.

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      #3
      If people are willing to pay for a license plate, I imagine they are willing to pay for something more permanent.
      1987 Delphin 325e Sedan - Natalie
      1990 325i 24v
      1997 Chevrolet K1500 Crew Cab 4x4 - The Centurion

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        #4
        R3v is not a personal army, nor a piggybank.

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          #5
          I honestly dont think people will want to pay for your e30. They'd rather spend it on their own car.

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            #6
            I'll give you $20 to put COQGOBBLER in a 3ft wide sticker across your driver door ;)

            1987 BMW 325ic - Emma

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              #7
              ^^ If this was FB, I would have liked your post
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                #8
                yeah.......people here are too cheap to fund your future in e30 racing. too many penniless 16 year olds. good try though. they will be happy to rip you a new asshole at the slightest provocation and leave you standing with empty pockets. i'll donate 3 bucks so you can buy yourself some asbestos underwear because your ass is gonna get burned for this. do you have any rich uncles that you can jack for a few quid?

                i think this notion on r3v is akin to cursing in church or ripping loud farts on those folding metal chairs during the sermon?
                Last edited by flyboyx; 03-16-2012, 08:49 AM.
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                Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                  yeah.......people here are too cheap to fund your future in e30 racing. too many penniless 16 year olds. good try though. they will be happy to rip you a new asshole at the slightest provocation and leave you standing with empty pockets. i'll donate 3 bucks so you can buy yourself some asbestos underwear. do you have any rich uncles that you can jack for a few quid?
                  I'm not penniless nor 16, but I'm sure as heck not buying somebody else parts.

                  Originally posted by andrewm View Post
                  If you're willing to pay to have someone with a bad license plate - it was bad, and a trolololed for a good while on that thread. I have a possibly proposition.

                  I'm looking to step into a dedicate autocross E30 here shortly. I'd be picking it up, and it's a POS. It needs a lot of work. Essentially, if R3v is willing to fund the parts for the car (suspension, tires) etc - I will name the car whatever R3v decides. Not only name it, but embroider the car with a sticker or paint it for some period of time. The big difference between me and the license plate guy - bring it.

                  My rules,
                  1. Cannot be a curse word, I'm probably going to get hell for this as it is, I'd rather avoid any legal implications.
                  2. If it's gonna be bad, it has to be done in a slightly humorous way - basically license plate rules. It can't be spelled obscenely. But it can annunciated obscenely.
                  3. It can't be ridiculous long.
                  This isn't going to be something I'm gonna do for measly benjamin. I'd arrange some deal that for however much money was donated, the set up would stay on another month. With that being said, this car is going to see some events. You'll get to see pictures of the car at events once it's in good enough shape to be out there. If you're local, you will probably see it. Did I mention, I don't own a trailer?

                  I'd be open to a moderator of some form for the funds, basically a way to ensure the proceeds donated are used for the car. So say, if I get $120 bucks, I can get a control arm or rear strut mounts. Not funding my fetish with robots here.

                  The other option, is you could donate used parts and we can assign a value to that (the car I'm looking at now could use some used parts).

                  The car would be flat red (probably somewhere between a Zinno and a calypso color - whatever rustoleom has in the shade).

                  I know some of you are just thinking this is a way to mooch for parts, but it's also a way to get me into a better set up, and the sadists get what they want.

                  If, rather once, the sadists have spoken I will open a poll on the names to see how much people would donate.

                  All things said at this point, bring it.
                  Last edited by Raxe; 03-15-2012, 06:28 PM.

                  >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                    #10
                    i find it interesting that in the other thread "r3v decides" people were willing to give ideas and fork out money for a license plate while ^this guy gets flamed for it

                    perhaps its cause he had the intention of using the money toward the car?

                    1987 BMW 325ic - Emma

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                      #11
                      Hrmmmmm which would fit here... Make fun of E30 owner wanting donations or actually post something funny. I'll go with the trolling...



                      1997 M3 Artic Silver Coupe Turbo BBS RK 5 by MotorSportMedia - www.racemsm.com, on Flickr

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by bowtie2bimmer View Post
                        i find it interesting that in the other thread "r3v decides" people were willing to give ideas and fork out money for a license plate while ^this guy gets flamed for it

                        perhaps its cause he had the intention of using the money toward the car?
                        I see no money being forked over there either, just silly answers and crazy offers that'll never be followed up on.

                        I'll give OP $10 to paint REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER in 15" letters on both sides of his car.

                        >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                          #13
                          I'll paypal you $10 to replace shift knob with an actual latex dildo. Not a JDM "dildo shifter".
                          M20B23 Euro 323i - The Legend Of Ron Burgundrot

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                            #14
                            The post fuck this who.

                            I do give you a thumbs up though, you are probably the only 16yo using paragraphs, commas and full stops.
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                              #15
                              HAY CUZ EVERYONE ELSE ON R3V IS GETTING FR33 PARTS AH WANT IN 2
                              list of parts people can donate and i will dye my pubes ginger:
                              'is' lip
                              euro trim
                              euro grills
                              euro cluster
                              cardinal sports
                              and hahaha listen to this, i will even cover half the shipping costs.
                              c'mon guys #helpmehout:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

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