To the sadistic people known as r3v

[Raxe]

yeah.......people here are too cheap to fund your future in e30 racing. too many penniless 16 year olds. good try though. they will be happy to rip you a new asshole at the slightest provocation and leave you standing with empty pockets. i'll donate 3 bucks so you can buy yourself some asbestos underwear. do you have any rich uncles that you can jack for a few quid?

I'm not penniless nor 16, but I'm sure as heck not buying somebody else parts.

If you're willing to pay to have someone with a bad license plate - it was bad, and a trolololed for a good while on that thread. I have a possibly proposition.

I'm looking to step into a dedicate autocross E30 here shortly. I'd be picking it up, and it's a POS. It needs a lot of work. Essentially, if R3v is willing to fund the parts for the car (suspension, tires) etc - I will name the car whatever R3v decides. Not only name it, but embroider the car with a sticker or paint it for some period of time. The big difference between me and the license plate guy - bring it.

My rules,
1. Cannot be a curse word, I'm probably going to get hell for this as it is, I'd rather avoid any legal implications.
2. If it's gonna be bad, it has to be done in a slightly humorous way - basically license plate rules. It can't be spelled obscenely. But it can annunciated obscenely.
3. It can't be ridiculous long.
This isn't going to be something I'm gonna do for measly benjamin. I'd arrange some deal that for however much money was donated, the set up would stay on another month. With that being said, this car is going to see some events. You'll get to see pictures of the car at events once it's in good enough shape to be out there. If you're local, you will probably see it. Did I mention, I don't own a trailer?

I'd be open to a moderator of some form for the funds, basically a way to ensure the proceeds donated are used for the car. So say, if I get $120 bucks, I can get a control arm or rear strut mounts. Not funding my fetish with robots here.

The other option, is you could donate used parts and we can assign a value to that (the car I'm looking at now could use some used parts).

The car would be flat red (probably somewhere between a Zinno and a calypso color - whatever rustoleom has in the shade).

I know some of you are just thinking this is a way to mooch for parts, but it's also a way to get me into a better set up, and the sadists get what they want.

If, rather once, the sadists have spoken I will open a poll on the names to see how much people would donate.

All things said at this point, bring it.

[flyboyx]

yeah.......people here are too cheap to fund your future in e30 racing. too many penniless 16 year olds. good try though. they will be happy to rip you a new asshole at the slightest provocation and leave you standing with empty pockets. i'll donate 3 bucks so you can buy yourself some asbestos underwear because your ass is gonna get burned for this. do you have any rich uncles that you can jack for a few quid?

i think this notion on r3v is akin to cursing in church or ripping loud farts on those folding metal chairs during the sermon?

[willworkfore30s]

^^ If this was FB, I would have liked your post

[bowtie2bimmer]

I'll give you $20 to put COQGOBBLER in a 3ft wide sticker across your driver door ;)

[CabbE30]

I honestly dont think people will want to pay for your e30. They'd rather spend it on their own car.

[Farbin Kaiber]

R3v is not a personal army, nor a piggybank.

[andrewm]

If people are willing to pay for a license plate, I imagine they are willing to pay for something more permanent.

[Pantless Spency]

i don't see this going anywhere fast.
nice try haha.
maybe more radical things, like plasma cutting a dick into your hood.

[andrewm]

If you're willing to pay to have someone with a bad license plate - it was bad, and a trolololed for a good while on that thread. I have a possibly proposition.

I'm looking to step into a dedicate autocross E30 here shortly. I'd be picking it up, and it's a POS. It needs a lot of work. Essentially, if R3v is willing to fund the parts for the car (suspension, tires) etc - I will name the car whatever R3v decides. Not only name it, but embroider the car with a sticker or paint it for some period of time. The big difference between me and the license plate guy - bring it.

My rules,
1. Cannot be a curse word, I'm probably going to get hell for this as it is, I'd rather avoid any legal implications.
2. If it's gonna be bad, it has to be done in a slightly humorous way - basically license plate rules. It can't be spelled obscenely. But it can annunciated obscenely.
3. It can't be ridiculous long.
This isn't going to be something I'm gonna do for measly benjamin. I'd arrange some deal that for however much money was donated, the set up would stay on another month. With that being said, this car is going to see some events. You'll get to see pictures of the car at events once it's in good enough shape to be out there. If you're local, you will probably see it. Did I mention, I don't own a trailer?

I'd be open to a moderator of some form for the funds, basically a way to ensure the proceeds donated are used for the car. So say, if I get $120 bucks, I can get a control arm or rear strut mounts. Not funding my fetish with robots here.

The other option, is you could donate used parts and we can assign a value to that (the car I'm looking at now could use some used parts).

The car would be flat red (probably somewhere between a Zinno and a calypso color - whatever rustoleom has in the shade).

I know some of you are just thinking this is a way to mooch for parts, but it's also a way to get me into a better set up, and the sadists get what they want.

If, rather once, the sadists have spoken I will open a poll on the names to see how much people would donate.

All things said at this point, bring it.