Apparently we are all Hipsters

[FLG]

Sorry to say, but living in a hipster neighborhood (Williamsburg Bklyn) e30's are hipster cars, along with e28's

BUT!

You can easily spot the hipster e30..

The hipster 30

-Poor condition i mean piss poor
-Car is perpetually dirty inside and out
-ZERO performance parts
-Truck stance
-Generally not an IX or IS

Just a few things ive noticed.

[rThor432]

What is a hipster? I need 5 defining characteristics and prefer bullet lists.

[FLG]

OK


-Dosnt have a job due to daddys trust fund
-Cheap bastards
-Dirty bastards
-Buys entire wardrobe from 2nd hand store

-Vehicles (theres 2 options here)
-Cheap rundown POS
-Some kind of tree hugger car
-Will look down on you if you drive anything but a tree huggermobile

-Suffers from overwhelming feel of self-entitlement
-Ratty hair, poor hygiene
-Drinks nothing but PBR
-"Artists" (my 2 year old niece makes better art than they do)


I could go all day.

I hate them all.

If i had the choice between hipster williamsburg or crack/prostitute williamsburg id gladly choose the latter.

[shifty]

I think I'm probably too old to be a "hipster".


And I have a job.

[FLG]

Generally their in there 20's

Some might have a job working 1-2 days a week attempting to serve what they "think" is coffee but in reality is just piss.

Oh and most of em are vegan...because hipster

And they drink only soy milk, again..because hipster.

[rThor432]

They sound terrible.

[shifty]

Generally their in there 20's

Some might have a job working 1-2 days a week...

So, one shifty is better that two hipsters. Good enough.

[FLG]

Changes are if your on R3v, your not a hipster.

[DaButt]

I used to drink PBR, but that was before it was popular amongst... these Hippers? whatever they're called. We drank that shit cause it was hilarious to quote the Blue Velvet line to people in the bar...

If you don't know what i'm talking about- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4

And I'm from south carolina, live in georgia, and generally love most things about my life...(so right there, I guess I'm DQ'ed). Oh, and I've never worn horn rim glasses or black jeans... or ripped jeans, whatever the fuck these twats are into.

MISSION: if you find a hipster driving an e30- WHOOP that ass and take his wallet... and his car, if it's not an auto, ugh...

Edit: I would bet my balls most hipsters don't even know how to change their own gears...

[devon.818]

me a hipster? HA! i am the most politically incorrect person around, and i enjoy blue collar work....and drink corona WITHOUT a fucking lime in it!

as for hating hipsters, yes, but i will gladly smoke up their tree for them :)

[marshtgrade]

come to the mission district in san francisco and you can see a hipster in its natural habitat. most hipsters dont drive, they ride bikes. most ride vintage wanna-b track bikes.

just saw one on the way to work 10 min. ago and i swear he was dressed like a lumber jack on his lunch break...

yes they drink pbr but they over price it here due to demand so 40oz. of miller high life is the new thing...but only if you rock it in the brown bag.

[redsubdivisions]

why drive ecocar, drink shitty beer, and live on trust fund?

because hipster.

[Tron]

If you own a single speed touring bike your a hipster.

LOL :) <- just to be safe.

[ZekeTheSneak]

FML selling my car

[YosemiteSam]

I hate fixies, every time I'm out riding my bike and I see a hipster or a stupid teenager riding one I just want to run them over.