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  • slammin.e28
    שמע ישראל
    • May 2010
    • 12054

    #16
    Didn't get a chance to look at it yet. I was going to load a gun and shoot myself, but decided to work on a Ford Tempo instead. Should have done the latter.

    Thanks for the suggestions. Like I said, I'm completely unfamiliar with these, eh, turds.
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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    • scottinAZ
      E30 Fanatic
      • Dec 2009
      • 1312

      #17
      R3v guide to Volvo Repair:

      1) remove lip, zip tie to E30
      2) Remove turbo, mount to Ebay manifold, run 3000psi boost
      3) crush Volvo
      4) Profit
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      • M-technik-3
        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
        • Oct 2003
        • 18946

        #18
        Didn't Volvo have IP address's for parts on their cars? IE you had to go into the computer and tell it to recognize this part vs the old part.
        https://www.facebook.com/BentOverRacing

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        • slammin.e28
          שמע ישראל
          • May 2010
          • 12054

          #19
          So, got some more info and I think I've got this thing nipped in the bud.

          She called yesterday and said the "X" on the dash flashed when the car wouldn't start, but was off when it would. Apparently this is the immobilizer.

          Apparently you can reset the key by locking and unlocking it 5 times.

          Apparently the "antenna ring" in the ignition switch will go bad and not recognize the key, thus no start. Good thing is it can be replaced w/out needing programmed to the car.

          Apparently the key can lose coding and have to be reprogrammed or replaced. This is a dealer only thing.

          Hoping the key reset trick works as I don't want to tear into the dash and do bullshit. If that doesn't fix it, the "antenna ring" is like $40 from the dealer. After that, she's off to the dealer for a new key.

          Volvo.....ugh.

          So, thankfully that little tidbit pretty much solved the problem. I would have torn the whole fucking car apart looking, cleaning, replacing shit. Never even saw the immobilizer mentioned in my searched for S40 no starts. Go figure.
          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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          • InuFaye
            R3VLimited
            • May 2010
            • 2221

            #20
            Give her a new immobilizer, drive the car off a fucking cliff.
            1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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            • slammin.e28
              שמע ישראל
              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #21
              Originally posted by InuFaye
              Give her a new immobilizer, drive the car off a fucking cliff.
              A very high, very promiscuous, cliff. Yes. Promiscuous.
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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              • canadiankid
                Wrencher
                • Mar 2012
                • 262

                #22
                Grounds. My ix did that twice. Very intermittent. Then I tightened down the battery (-) like I should have when I put the new battery in. Fixed.

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                • meano_lover
                  Member
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 55

                  #23
                  Yup, sounds about right. Check starter relay, ignition switch (not tumbler), immobilizer if applicable, and or wiring to starter from switch and to starter from battery. Sounds like nss is operating and ignition switch is on the fritz.
                  1984 318i
                  sr20det swapped

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