I'm a bad guy. But good when it comes to selling E36 parts. Say, who wants a 3.38 final drive LSD diff and some M3 front suspension + brakes? 
I am the guy. You don't recognize me? All the tears filling your eyes must've clouded your vision. I was stroking my Dirty Sanchez mustache and sneering with my fucked up Mexican sabertooth tiger teeth at you as you walked away and smashed the windows like a little bitch. I would've chased after you and beat you down but I was eating nachos and a burrito while reading the local classifieds looking for transexual massage parlors. Does that about cover it?

I am the guy. You don't recognize me? All the tears filling your eyes must've clouded your vision. I was stroking my Dirty Sanchez mustache and sneering with my fucked up Mexican sabertooth tiger teeth at you as you walked away and smashed the windows like a little bitch. I would've chased after you and beat you down but I was eating nachos and a burrito while reading the local classifieds looking for transexual massage parlors. Does that about cover it?
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