E30 Treehouse.

[MattAvino]

Not sure if this belongs here, or in the off topic area, but here goes;
I've been contemplating what to do with my 88 shell and I came up with a very unique idea: Drop the fucker in a tree.

Heres the plan:
1. Cut away tranny and driveshaft tunnel making the floor flat, then put down wood flooring to close the gap.

2. Cut off the rest of any unnecessary shit.

3. Cut off core support and make the engine bay into an outdoor, front facing sitting spot.

4. Hinge the sunroof panel so it can be flipped up.

5. Prepare area in the tree with a wooden platform and rope slings to distribute the weight.

6. Drop her in with a crane.

7. Take females up to your e30 cave and proceed to fornicate.

E30 in question:



I will upload a pic of the tree I will use shortly.

[TurboJake]

That's a really small treehouse...

Just sayin'.

[Holland]

I've got a better idea.

Place E30 in field.
Cut hole in floor.
Plant tree.
Wait 30 years.
?????
Profit.

[MattAvino]

That's a really small treehouse...

Just sayin'.

It would only be part of it, I'm thinking of having a little porch outside of it. Also the e30 would get chopped up in many different ways.

[Pantless Spency]

i like hollands idea..... i need to get to doing that so i can see it before i die.



but i think this is a fantastic idea.
please advanced.

[MattAvino]

I've got a better idea.

Place E30 in field.
Cut hole in floor.
Plant tree.
Wait 30 years.
?????
Profit.

That's too common. Good idea though.

[Holland]

That's too common. Good idea though.

Lol, where have you seen a tree growing through an E30?

[MattAvino]

Haha never. I meant cars in general.
A quick google image search will yield more trees growing through cars than cars in trees.

[agent]

For what you'd end up spending after all that time and effort, you could easily afford a bottle of tequila. Or Rohypnol. Or both.

[francogt1]

nahh.. turn the front into a desk

[F34R]

Or you could buy 10.00 of gas and set it on fire.

[dannyyisntt]

Or get a hose and pretend its a submarine

[F34R]

Or weld metal over the windows and bury the car underground and make a shaft through the sunroof. IMO this is a winner.

[Wschnitz]

Death race car?

[Swanny]

I say suspend from a few trees. Rope bridge to it. Pretend you're an Ewok.