Movie quote thread

[Erick]

One of my favorite movies....

Guy a: How did they finally get to you?
Guy b: They gave me a grasshopper.
Guy c: What's that?
Guy b: Let's see: two parts gin, one part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe...

This one is easy..... come to think of it, I'm going to go watch it right now :P

[decay]

ronin. i was thinking about using that myself.

"i'm not wearing any pants. film at 11."

[Erick]

yeah... go for it...

[bahnfire]

The kentucky fried movie. My older Brother made me watch this one time.

Eff indie movies. Nuff said.

Heres another easy one. But great movie.

"One time my cousin was on this flight to California, when all of a sudden the hydrolics on the plane went, and the plane began to plumet to its certain doom. So my cousin thinking its the end and all decides to whip it out right there in the plane and starts beating it. Everyone else on the plane sees this and they take cue and start beating it. So everyone on the plabe is beating it simultaneously, when all of a sudden(finger snap)the hydrolics kick back on, plane rights itself and they land safely. Everyone gets off the plane and no one speaks of it ever again."

[Jand3rson]

damnit! all of my favorites are too widely known. go :)

(bonus point: movie's original title?)

"Leon". In the original cut, Natalie Portman asks Leon to sleep with her.

[decay]

eurospeed88: *ding*

bahnfire: that's mallrats, and i know i'm right, so i won't wait to post the next-

"santa: what would *you* like for xmas?
little girl: my own credit card."

[Charlie]

A walk to remember.

Fuck indie films

-Charlie

Gonna have to go with no on that one.

Fuck mainstream films. They're all the same.

I don't know about you, but I'll take a movie made on a $50,000 dollar budget that actually took some work and is a good movie over the next piece of $500 million Hollywood re-make trash. Shit like you said sounds just like all those H2 driving, Starbucks drinking, yuppie fucks that come into my store, and won't even watch "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" just because it has subtitles, or won't rent a DVD because it's widescreen and they "hate those little black borders". They don't even care what the movie is, as long as it's the newest one that came out that week. Fuck 'em. :puppy:

Fuck Blockbuster. Fuck Hollywood Video. Fuck Netflix. And FUCK Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck with a cattleprod. I wish I could wipe my ass with the tape from every copy "Gigli" in my store, and piss on the DVD.

Now, does anyone know what movie my quote is from? :D

You work in a shitty video store!

Count that as my quote.

-Charlie

[Spaz]

A walk to remember.

Fuck indie films

-Charlie

Gonna have to go with no on that one.

Fuck mainstream films. They're all the same.

I don't know about you, but I'll take a movie made on a $50,000 dollar budget that actually took some work and is a good movie over the next piece of $500 million Hollywood re-make trash. Shit like you said sounds just like all those H2 driving, Starbucks drinking, yuppie fucks that come into my store, and won't even watch "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" just because it has subtitles, or won't rent a DVD because it's widescreen and they "hate those little black borders". They don't even care what the movie is, as long as it's the newest one that came out that week. Fuck 'em. :puppy:

Fuck Blockbuster. Fuck Hollywood Video. Fuck Netflix. And FUCK Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck with a cattleprod. I wish I could wipe my ass with the tape from every copy "Gigli" in my store, and piss on the DVD.

Now, does anyone know what movie my quote is from? :D

You work in a shitty video store!

Count that as my quote.

-Charlie

clerks!

[Jand3rson]

OK, since no one is going to go...


"I could, knock out all my teeth with a hammer. So what? At least I'd still be alive. And that's why I can go to New York. Because I can just go there, and let each moment just be what it is. And that's why, I'm getting naked. Because I'm not afraid. Because when you think about it, all there really is, is fear. Well, fuck fear. FUCK FEAR!"

One of my favorite movies.

[bimmerphile]

Fight Club?

[Jand3rson]

Nope, good guess though.

Does no one know it? I'll give you a hint. One of Steve Zahn's first movies.

[decay]

i have a quote up there that nobody's even taken a whack at...

[Jand3rson]

:roll:

My quote is from "Suburbia". dk, I have no idea what movie that's from. :D

I think I have the first one that no one got.

[Erick]

Since no one got the last one and I'm horribly bored, I decided to revive this :P

The quote:
"I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeild at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!"

[rwh11385]

Since no one got the last one and I'm horribly bored, I decided to revive this :P

The quote:
"I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeild at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!"

Liar, Liar. Jim Carey is a funny guy.

Look at the post times.
:)