Man, the world ain't supposed to work like this. I mean, maybe you don't know that yet. I'm supposed to be able to do my job without having to ask you if I can. That dude is supposed to be able to wait with his car without you ripping him off. Everything is supposed to be different than it is.
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Grand Canyon
Here is a fun one...
"But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise like this. 'Huaa. Huaaa. Huaaaa. Huaaaaaaaa.' And- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience, and then- then this was horrible. All the people started gettin' sick and throwin' up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."Originally posted by Matt-BComment
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I know it but im a nice guy and i am going to let someone else say it.
Thats a great quote also lolComment
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I'm just going to answer because I want to go again, LOL.
Goonies.
"Guess what? I think I'm parked in the red zone."Comment
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Reservoir DogsMy mountains are better than yours.Comment
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U suck this computer sucks i waited 2 minutes to try and answer this cuz its bogged down lol
Post up manComment
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OK, let's see....
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."My mountains are better than yours.Comment
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Pulp Fiction
Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
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Adams Family Values?Comment
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your turnOriginally posted by Super EtaPulp Fiction
Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
that one was easy. I'll get a tougher one next time.My mountains are better than yours.Comment
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Yeppers, Your TurnOriginally posted by JarvisComment
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If you've seen this movie, you can't forget this quote. Otherwise, you're shit out of luck.
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy, with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario... haha... it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, they, they don't even have reproductive organs under those... little white pants. It's just so ilogical, ya know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living, if you don't have a dick?"Comment
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Donnie Darko
What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.Comment
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Death to Smoochy
Dunno what it is with me and the religous quotes, but here's another:
"Shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili, et spiritu sancti."My mountains are better than yours.Comment
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Boondock SaintsComment
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