Dumbest things you've heard people say about/seen people do to their cars

[cferb]

Had a guy hope onto a local clubs FB page and ask how to install a BOV, after further discussion, not only was he serious (thought it was a bad troll).......but he didn't even have a turbo on his GTO. He just went and bought a brand new Greddy BOV because he...in his own words "want the swoosh sound"........

Reminds me of a thread on vwvortex where some kid couldn't get his boost gauge to work on his vr6

[b*saint]

I do have a love for imports but there is such a shitty culture. The fat tail pipes, the wings on front wheel drive cars ._. "lets buy some bright colored spray paint and 'accessorize' the car.. mirrors, wiper blades, front lips, basically whatever they want." I just hate it, like i it really makes me not want a JDM vehicle. I'd vent more but hendrixvodu sumed it up.

You can put a airfoil on the rear of a FWD car if you need to make it oversteer (along with other suspension components.)

[meengreene30]

I used to work for this guy who was stuck on "his" theory that if you ran the work trucks below a 1/4 tank, the exhaust manifolds would get hot and blow out the manifold bolts. That was his explanation for an exhaust leak, not that the trucks were a pile of shit and shouldn't be on the road. Yea, he was a fucktard.

[15Michaeljoseph]

I used to work for this guy who was stuck on "his" theory that if you ran the work trucks below a 1/4 tank, the exhaust manifolds would get hot and blow out the manifold bolts. That was his explanation for an exhaust leak, not that the trucks were a pile of shit and shouldn't be on the road. Yea, he was a fucktard.

Having said that.... I guess if you want to make your brake pads last longer and be able to go a teeny bit faster and reduce your stopping distance by a little bit, go for it.


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[NoM54me]

All this reminds me of the Johnny Ricer videos on youtube.

[blk90e30]

I used to know this guy who was doing his CSB on his e30. He dropped the exhaust and once finished he couldn't get the rubber donut back on the hanger. He later calls me and asks if he cuts the donut in half and lifts the exhaust and quickly superglues it back together if that would work. No b.s this is a true story yeah i know....

[cferb]

Facebook friend is whining about having to pay $12k for a "new engine" for her Charger.

Of course several people, myself included, are commenting that she really shouldn't be paying that much to fix it and making suggestions. She responds by talking trash about the people trying to help... ""I'm on Facebook I'm obviously way my more qualified than professionals" lol"

I was debating showing her how much a low mile used engine goes for($3-5k) but I'm thinking the best course of action here is to just leave her alone to throw that money away if she's gonna be a c*nt about it...

[johnt325ix]

Back in the early eighties my niehbor, a senior in high school and football player gets a free car from his grandmother. 1971 chevelle Malibu. 350 v8. Car has less then 50,000 miles. Pretty cool car in high school back then. A few months go buy and its gone. I ask him what happened. He told me the engine was shot. He took off the two big covers, noticed that there were some loose parts in there. So he tightens them all down. Car never started so he junked it. Unbelievable.

John in CT.

[Mr. Tasty]

You can put a airfoil on the rear of a FWD car if you need to make it oversteer (along with other suspension components.)

down force on the rear results in "under steer" if you will.

[n3rdy30]

Back in my canyon running days we pulled the stock spoiler off my buddies 2000 ser sentra. Never thought id see the rear end of a sentra slide in a corner. I guess it would improve turn in though lol.

Anyways. Way back my pilot bearing was shot and made a "super charger whine" noise. To lazy to drop the trans to change it so i left it alone for a year. In that year at least 50 mustangs lined up with me at stop lights. Every single one launched from v6/8s to cobras. Confirmed every mustang owner is a douchebag.


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Can confirm, I own two. I am double douche bag.

[Wschnitz]

Just join the R3v facebook page.

/thread

R3v FB:

"skidplates are stupid, all they do is add weight to your car"

"raceland coilovers are better then ground control"

-insert picture of ghetto vatozone spoiler here-

-insert horrible trolling thread here that isnt even funny-

the list can go on forever.

[e30crazie]

V6 on e30's
///M badges on non ///M cars
In high school a friends older brother had a 4Runner and he said his car was faster because he has a Tach on his car.

[n3rdy30]

/thread

R3v FB:

"skidplates are stupid, all they do is add weight to your car"

"raceland coilovers are better then ground control"

-insert picture of ghetto vatozone spoiler here-

-insert horrible trolling thread here that isnt even funny-

the list can go on forever.

THIS. SO MUCH THIS. Also, would you be referring to the spoiler on the e30 pic today? I couldn't figure out if that was a troll or not...

[HennaE30]

Watched a guy put 87 into a turbo Deisel.. It was like it was in slow motion.


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[ST1G]

Had someone convinced that cars had ground magnets to increase traction in the winter.

Makes sense