Dumbest things you've heard people say about/seen people do to their cars

[JinormusJ]

I will never understand why people think e36s are nice BMWs

Every single person I know that owns an e36 m3 (unless it's owned by an e30 guy) is a douchebag, and hangs out with other e36 m3 douchebags, and attracts e36 m3 lady douchebags who are friends with other douchebags. Then they just pile around in their douchebaggery and celebrate how big of a douchebag they all are

The only reason to own any e36 is to keep the miles of an e30
True story

[bmw325csi]

I love the e46 m3 (with 325 mirrors?) running 400lbs of boost. Now i know my goal of 350lbs isn't way out of reach.

[be34st]

Guy at my work "You drive that black bimmer?"
Me "yeah"
Guy "is it a stick"
Me "Yeah"
Guy "Sweet, Thats cool. I like BMW's. I had a sick E36"
Me "......." *walks away*

[MattBimmer]

I am loving this thread!!!

[nl328i]

Lol, enjoy.

http://jalopnik.com/5974134/the-biggest-modified-car-bullshitters-weve-ever-heard

[Stanley Rockafella]

ill just leave this here
www.audiforums.com/forum/off-topic-5/hey-guys-please-help-my-mods-gone-wrong-80267/

Classic :)

[JinormusJ]

ill just leave this here
www.audiforums.com/forum/off-topic-5/hey-guys-please-help-my-mods-gone-wrong-80267/

A+ thread
Would read again :up:

[red_e30]

ill just leave this here
www.audiforums.com/forum/off-topic-5/hey-guys-please-help-my-mods-gone-wrong-80267/

[AsharC]

So I'm driving with my friend last night (he also drives an 89' 325i) and he says "...Dude. These retards think the engine in our cars is called an M20"

I stare at him for a second and say "...yeah. it is."

".. Isn't it called an E30?"

He was serious...

Lol. People always think my e28 is an e30.

I've gotten "Dude, nice e30! it looks like mine" he had an e30 but idk why he didn't know the difference between an e28 and an e30...

[AntiScope]

So I'm driving with my friend last night (he also drives an 89' 325i) and he says "...Dude. These retards think the engine in our cars is called an M20"

I stare at him for a second and say "...yeah. it is."

".. Isn't it called an E30?"

He was serious...

[ButtJuice]

A+ thread
Would read again :up:

One of my favorite quotes, "I don't normally work on my own cars, but when I do, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing"

[R1ckM]

"Yeah...my 3000gt has the special exhaust button, it has 400hp stock"

[ClayW]

For what it's worth, I just got trashed on Jalopnik for hating what the "Fast & Furious" movies have done to hurt car culture. You read that right: people defended those movies.

[craiggroves91]

Another thing I realized that drives me nuts is people who clearly lie about their HP outputs. What is the point in lying about it?

[5Toes]

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=246320

WHY? nice cars ;(