Dumbest things you've heard people say about/seen people do to their cars

[shameson]

Was looking through Instagram and a girl had posted a picture of herself with her e30. Someone commented saying "nice sedan!". Her reply back? "It's a 4 door not a sedan"


Wut

[anabolice30]

Some waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles in my welding class tried to tell me his "4 barrel carb truck 454 overbored" whatever the fuck beat a supercharged 5.0 and that he makes like 500 horse power.

EDIT: This one time I was going to meet my friend and he was hanging out with all these black people. I got out of my car and the ring leader steps forward and says "dam suyun is that like a '54?"

[mr2peak]

friend who owns a front wheel drive celica says he put that rear spoiler on for 'downforce'.........UHM WAT.


--sent from my igloo via carrier penguin

...A guy who doesn't understand that FWD cars can also benefit from rear downforce...

[15Michaeljoseph]

friend who owns a front wheel drive celica says he put that rear spoiler on for 'downforce'.........UHM WAT.


--sent from my igloo via carrier penguin

[cferb]

I absolutely HATE parts store clerks that think they are mechanics and try to help me with something I already know.

Even worse when they try to tell you that you're wrong when they clearly don't know.

[FlexdXJ]

That moment when you look in a wrx badged subaru with no inter cooler.
Bahaha.

Bro....trunk lid swap! :D

[TheTacoMan]

That moment when you look in a wrx badged subaru with no inter cooler.
Bahaha.

[Colby.325e]

Kept calling me bro...

Lolz

[brbahner]

I was in my car about to get out at the skate park parking lot (you can assume lots of duche bags at the skatepark) and a new gti pulls up asks what ive done to my car, and then dismisses what i said and started going on and on about his stock (minus the new loud and pointless exhaust) gti. he was so proud of having a stick shift car he decided to burn his front tires for as long as possible until he felt it was time to leave. then decided to come back do it again finally he left after that. Kept calling me bro...

[Colby.325e]

I argued with my friends for HOURS one night over the 318Ti. My friends, both of them, were CONVINCED by some idiot bitch they work with that all 318Ti's came factory turboed, and and the "Ti" stands for "Turbo Injection". Anything coming out of a hot girls mouth MUST be true, right?

It literally ended in a yelling match, i got so mad at their ignorance for some reason. The next day I come over and they did their research and learned that they were wrong, and were so butthurt and embarrassed that neither of them would talk about it, and still wont to this day. Fags.

[e30james325]

coming from an e46 323i owner:

1. "i have a 3 inch copper exhaust all the way from the engine..."

2. his hood emblem peeled off exposing just the base of the emblem-"this sucks! someone stole my emblem and replaced it with an older one"

[shedby_budwin]

Take the most ridiculous portrayal of a hick/redneck you've ever seen.
Now double it.
That's him.

[ky0u]

As we approached the car, I noticed the single tail pipe, and when he fired it up my suspicions were confirmed. "This is a 4 cylinder", I said. He replied:"No, there's 4 in the front and 4 more in the trunk, it's an 8 cylinder!"

Wait you didnt know this? They put half the engine in the front and half in the back for 50/50 weight distribution, noob!

[Chinampa]

Someone at school called my car a "Chinese piece of crap"
Yes.
This dude thought that foreign car = made in China.
I even showed him the plate in my door jamb that says "Made in West Germany" and he said "it doesn't count, West Germany isn't real there's only one Germany" I'm telling myself he was just being an ass, and wasn't serious.

This is one of the only ones that got to me. What an idiot.

[shedby_budwin]

Someone at school called my car a "Chinese piece of crap"
Yes.
This dude thought that foreign car = made in China.
I even showed him the plate in my door jamb that says "Made in West Germany" and he said "it doesn't count, West Germany isn't real there's only one Germany" I'm telling myself he was just being an ass, and wasn't serious.