Dumbest things you've heard people say about/seen people do to their cars

[lambo]

Today me walking up to and opening my car door after class to leave:

Guy: *pulls up in front of me with a 2000 something Honda Civic"
Guy: Aye what year is that thing?
Me: '91
Guy: *pauses for literally 10 seconds staring*
Me: *stares back for those 10 seconds*
Guy: Cool.... Yeah.. I've got a, um, a.. a.. the same one, but year '93 that I'm working on..
Me: *mile-long stare*
Me: Cool man, good luck with it!
Guy: *drives away*

Literally word-for-word and action.


wtf lol? Was so awkward.

He totally wants the d, brah

[ak-]

Today me walking up to and opening my car door after class to leave:

Guy: *pulls up in front of me with a 2000 something Honda Civic"
Guy: Aye what year is that thing?
Me: '91
Guy: *pauses for literally 10 seconds staring*
Me: *stares back for those 10 seconds*
Guy: Cool.... Yeah.. I've got a, um, a.. a.. the same one, but year '93 that I'm working on..
Me: *mile-long stare*
Me: Cool man, good luck with it!
Guy: *drives away*

Literally word-for-word and action.


wtf lol? Was so awkward.

[Pocket Chant]

A friend of mine told me a story once.

She was siting at a light, waiting for it to change so she could turn. Her boyfriend at the time said "You shouldn't waste your blinks"

Apparently, (while I guess this is true) he was under the impression that you had a set number of blinks, and sitting with your blinker on would waste them. He only signaled a moment before he turned in order to conserve blinks.



Also, I have a friend with a Mazda 3. He has said the following things:

"Yeah, it's nice because I don't have the delay from the clutch" (Talking about his manumatic mode)

"I'm going to get this shop to sponsor me, and we're going to build it up to 500 HP"

"I'm going to get three turbos. One for first gear, one for second, and a big one for the rest"

He had misunderstood a boost controller. Then again, he also thought the turbos were attached to the transmission.

[JinormusJ]

^
That thing looks like its levitating haha

I once saw a car like that, same model and everything, on donk sized wheels with a lift kit, decked out in a full car Skittles wrapper vinyl wrap.

[Dalejandrino]

http://youtu.be/4QbC4ltcNGU

[Bimmer_man]

i was at a race once and this guy pulls up in his camero and thought he was hot shit. He claimed he had had a awesome supercharger. Everyone wanted to see so he pops his hood and pointed to a Alternator ...........i was on the ground laughing so hard.

[ms_julesy]

oh damn!

ill just leave this here
www.audiforums.com/forum/off-topic-5/hey-guys-please-help-my-mods-gone-wrong-80267/

tahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaaa

[Vivek]

every e46/e9x/newer bmw guy:

'i've always liked the e30 body style, i've been thinking of picking one for cheap as a daily. your car would look sick with some BBS wheels.'

In all honesty I don't really see what's wrong with that, unless your car already has BBS's. How is it dumb to want to drive an e30 every day?

[be34st]

ill just leave this here
www.audiforums.com/forum/off-topic-5/hey-guys-please-help-my-mods-gone-wrong-80267/

Wow, this provided teh lulz

[JinormusJ]

p r e f e r e n c e

Dang it Mike

Foiled again

[lambo]

Let me clarify
Anyone who thinks their e36 is cooler than an e30 is a tool.
Even most sensible and reasonable BMW enthusiast will agree the e30s classic looks, shrewd body lines, and driving experience is worlds better than an e36

/endrant

My statement still stands at least on the driving aspect hahaha I've never driven an E36 so I can't speak on it, though...

[mkcman17]

p r e f e r e n c e

[JinormusJ]

You would hate the mountain section here lol...

Let me clarify
Anyone who thinks their e36 is cooler than an e30 is a tool.
Even most sensible and reasonable BMW enthusiast will agree the e30s classic looks, shrewd body lines, and driving experience is worlds better than an e36

There's no satisfaction getting into an e36 and going "Dang, this BMW is so... OLD.." whereas, you get into an e30 and go "DANG! This BMW.. is so old!" and you start feeling like a classy gentleman
They're cars from completely different eras; e30s were the best of the past, e36s were the worst of the new

/endrant

[mkcman17]

every e46/e9x/newer bmw guy:

'i've always liked the e30 body style, i've been thinking of picking one for cheap as a daily. your car would look sick with some BBS wheels.'

[lambo]

I will never understand why people think e36s are nice BMWs

Every single person I know that owns an e36 m3 (unless it's owned by an e30 guy) is a douchebag, and hangs out with other e36 m3 douchebags, and attracts e36 m3 lady douchebags who are friends with other douchebags. Then they just pile around in their douchebaggery and celebrate how big of a douchebag they all are

The only reason to own any e36 is to keep the miles of an e30
True story

You would hate the mountain section here lol...