Crashed my E30 like a tool

[Herr Faust Schinken]

Must have been picking up their new sofa?

but they don't have a roof rack, how are they gonna bring it with them

[F34R]

^new bmw driver, thats expected lol

Must have been picking up their new sofa?

[LowR3V'in]

There's this local bmw shop I go to, and one day the whole
front was boarded up.

I asked what happened and he said the guy stepped on the gas instead of the brake
and plowed into his shop. some people are just bubble brains.

[Herr Faust Schinken]

^new bmw driver, thats expected lol

[audiquattrot]

another one in NYC on jalopnik

http://jalopnik.com/bmw-crashes-into-soho-store-most-premium-crash-in-nyc-481303889

[M42Power]

Jesus christ man.

As soon as i saw the e30 drawing with poor grammar on jalopnik i instantly tought "somebody just got raped on r3v".

Massive lols

[tak7]

I just wanna quote this guy to say I was here.

[coldweatherblue]

The world should remember the first real Trina:



If you were there, then you know.

hahaha, this is the first thread i thought of too when reading the OP.

was on vortex a lot back from 2002 when I had my golf, good internet car-times

[zeeth2800]

all i can say is wow.
congrats little R3v you guys have defined the internet

[chaseinoklahoma]

How has nobody posted this?







I'm so proud to be a r3v creep right now.

[audiquattrot]

well OP wasn't the only BMW guys to plow into a house yesterday (might have been posted already...not sifting thru 60pgs)

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2013/04/25/san-jose-teens-arrested-for-reckless-driving-after-bmw-crashes-into-house/

[Luice73]

I crashed my to at Sebring a few weeks ago. I was doing around 100mph preparing to hard break into a hairpin when the brakes went to the floor. I quickly freaked out like a rookie driver and pumped the brakes real hard and fast and they came to life locking up the front wheels and trowing me into a classic oh shit this is going to hurt spin. Anyone got a non diving board front bumper set up, front left fender and drivers door for a coupe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWy3Jclyvw0

[Ricky_J]

This guy totally "Dukes of hazzard" the shit out of that house.
He got skills hahahahahahahah

[Twelvizm]

The world should remember the first real Trina:



If you were there, then you know.

[ccconant]

Started reading yesterday from here:

http://azbmw.org/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=161383

Finished today, and... wow. Had to join to buy a shirt. Well done.