Crashed my E30 like a tool

[Pantless Spency]

i fucking new it would make it to jalopnik, and it was an epic report.
good stuff guys.

[Twelvizm]

Troll

I just wanna quote this guy to say I was here.

[AbeSonic]

Wow I just finally finished reading this whole mess lol I started around 9am this morning and just now reached the last page lulz I must admit this is one stellar performance guys. Definitely going to buy a shirt and wear it at the picnic LOL carry onwards lads!

[ccconant]

Started reading yesterday from here:

http://azbmw.org/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=161383

Finished today, and... wow. Had to join to buy a shirt. Well done.

[Twelvizm]

The world should remember the first real Trina:



If you were there, then you know.

[Ricky_J]

This guy totally "Dukes of hazzard" the shit out of that house.
He got skills hahahahahahahah

[Luice73]

I crashed my to at Sebring a few weeks ago. I was doing around 100mph preparing to hard break into a hairpin when the brakes went to the floor. I quickly freaked out like a rookie driver and pumped the brakes real hard and fast and they came to life locking up the front wheels and trowing me into a classic oh shit this is going to hurt spin. Anyone got a non diving board front bumper set up, front left fender and drivers door for a coupe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWy3Jclyvw0

[audiquattrot]

well OP wasn't the only BMW guys to plow into a house yesterday (might have been posted already...not sifting thru 60pgs)

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2013/04/25/san-jose-teens-arrested-for-reckless-driving-after-bmw-crashes-into-house/

[chaseinoklahoma]

How has nobody posted this?







I'm so proud to be a r3v creep right now.

[zeeth2800]

all i can say is wow.
congrats little R3v you guys have defined the internet

[coldweatherblue]

The world should remember the first real Trina:



If you were there, then you know.

hahaha, this is the first thread i thought of too when reading the OP.

was on vortex a lot back from 2002 when I had my golf, good internet car-times

[tak7]

I just wanna quote this guy to say I was here.

[M42Power]

Jesus christ man.

As soon as i saw the e30 drawing with poor grammar on jalopnik i instantly tought "somebody just got raped on r3v".

Massive lols

[audiquattrot]

another one in NYC on jalopnik

http://jalopnik.com/bmw-crashes-into-soho-store-most-premium-crash-in-nyc-481303889

[Herr Faust Schinken]

^new bmw driver, thats expected lol