Hahahahahaha - You guys seen this GL-30 idiocy on stanceworks?

[Dozyproductions]

Yeah, r3v freaks the fuck out a little bit too much. How bout no one giving a shit?

[rich4rdee]

lol you guys are all idiots.

I am not the guy doing the BMW-Subaru mumbo jumbo project. I live in the pacific northwest and I own a Forester, seen here

<lezbaru>

That being said, this WHOLE ACCOUNT is satirical. I do not smoke weed, I do not "yolo" and I do not fit in with the hating community here for e30s. I actually like the cars, but you guys sure leave a nasty taste in my mouth from the reactions to a thread about a thread (and to the guy who said it was 3 pages long, I see a number 8. If you don't know, an 8 consists of two o's on top of one another vertically). I titled my name as such to once again enforce the fact that I am in fact joking about everything. Get over it. Ban me if it makes you feel better when you go to sleep at night. Hell if it makes your penis feel any larger than its actual minuscule size, I'll delete it and save the mods time.

I dearly hope this thread and my reactions bother you in reality as much as they seem to online, because that would you people, have no lives.

Thank you.

if you can't figure out how to edit personal vbsettings i doubt you'll do much more than swap an e30 grille.

lock dis shit up tite yo!

[JinormusJ]

Here 4 da Lezbaru

[#420yoloswagbmw]

Hello once again,

To begin, thank you to the one user who decided to come out of his shell and make the decision to publicly compliment another person's car (mind you my car isn't an E30 so this must have taken a large amount of courage and honesty). I've done more than toss a Japanese grille and badge on the front of my Forester, but since nothing on my car has anything relating to an E30, I'll save the trouble of wasting your time telling you about the countless hours I've spent on the suspension, under the engine, and even wiring. Because I'm sure that most of you have enough experience about your cars by the countless number of trips you've all taken to the nearest shop to fix the next problem your "classic" bmw will indefinitely encounter.

Also:
[from the reputed homosexual band associated with Sappho of Lesbos] : of or relating to homosexuality between females

Now, at this point most of you probably wonder where these jumbled large words and letters come from. It's called a dictionary. It's quite neat: It's a source that allows you to find what certain words (an assortment of letters) mean! And if you aren't quite at the level of reading yet (I wouldn't be surprised by some of the users on here) there are even sights that help you sound out the words. So by all of this, none of you should have ANY excuse to not understand what I am about to say about the definition of a Lesbian:

Now, problem: Unfortunately I am attracted to woman and woman only as my upbringing and the classic portrayal of marriage holds me to. This presents an issue, mainly because I am a male (google that if you're lost on the meaning). That dictionary definition above clearly states that a Lesbian "[is] of or relating to homosexuality between females."

Faults? I am not homosexual (when a dude likes a dude, chick likes a chick), and I am not a female (if you don't believe me, I can prove it, but I'm not looking to attract bmw owners at this point in life). Therefore I am not a lesbian. Sorry guys.

If you're looking for any other ways to make fun of me so that you can feel better about your insecurities:

I am a college student
I don't party
I am generally a great student
I have a girlfriend

Those are a couple great starting points for some shitty jokes!

Have fun guys, I can't wait to see the next dumbass reply I get.

[JinormusJ]

AH CRAP

I feel the need to self-righteously bash people for their collective opinion of a certain member of a different forum for his outstanding life choices and feel the need to e the front runner of a crusade that has the upmost importance in the history of the world.

I read the dictionary in my spare time for words that are much too redundant and feel that using them make me superior and make my member feel overly-compensated for.

I take the Internet way too seriously and feel the need to overly divulge myself to a established community and somehow convince them of my obvious superiority, cause well.. That community is really stupid and dey huht mai feewings.. Waah waaaah waahhh blah blaaah lezbimaru blaaaaaah



Look Jr. I thought you got the message, but apparently since you're still around, your not getting the picture.
WE ARE TROLLING YOU
Do yourself a favor and leave us to our opinions, and you to yours.

Troll /tɹoʊl/
One of many unsung internet heroes who are almost entirely misunderstood. Contrary to popular belief, many trolls are actually quite intelligent. Their habitual attacks on forums is usually a result of their awareness of the pretentiousness and excessive self-importance of many forum enthusiasts. As much as people may hate trolls, they are highly effective - their actions bring much of the stupidity of other forum users out into the great wide open.

(And for reference, this IS page 3..)


And for the record, I REALLY didn't care about this whole fiasco, but seeing how serious everyone is making this out to be....
Someone go get Blunt; we have a butthole on isle 4 and its wide open

[kickinindian]

Someone go get Blunt; we have a butthole on isle 4 and its wide open

i hope he goes in dry; lube is too nice for this lesbo ;)

[accident]

This is page 4, bruh. ;)

[FunfGan]

Shame on him for ruining two, mass produced passenger cars in an attempt to have fun! How dare he do such a thing.

Chill out guys. It's ok, we're all going to make it through this.

[JinormusJ]

This is page 4, bruh. ;)

It's page 3 bruh :mrgreen:

[accident]

Maybe on Tapatalk, but the actual website only allows you to do 40 posts per page. :P

[JinormusJ]

*GASP*!

You can edit page numbers on website-r3v..???

[lambo]

Hello once again,

To begin, thank you to the one user who decided to come out of his shell and make the decision to publicly compliment another person's car (mind you my car isn't an E30 so this must have taken a large amount of courage and honesty). I've done more than toss a Japanese grille and badge on the front of my Forester, but since nothing on my car has anything relating to an E30, I'll save the trouble of wasting your time telling you about the countless hours I've spent on the suspension, under the engine, and even wiring. Because I'm sure that most of you have enough experience about your cars by the countless number of trips you've all taken to the nearest shop to fix the next problem your "classic" bmw will indefinitely encounter.

Also:
[from the reputed homosexual band associated with Sappho of Lesbos] : of or relating to homosexuality between females

Now, at this point most of you probably wonder where these jumbled large words and letters come from. It's called a dictionary. It's quite neat: It's a source that allows you to find what certain words (an assortment of letters) mean! And if you aren't quite at the level of reading yet (I wouldn't be surprised by some of the users on here) there are even sights that help you sound out the words. So by all of this, none of you should have ANY excuse to not understand what I am about to say about the definition of a Lesbian:

Now, problem: Unfortunately I am attracted to woman and woman only as my upbringing and the classic portrayal of marriage holds me to. This presents an issue, mainly because I am a male (google that if you're lost on the meaning). That dictionary definition above clearly states that a Lesbian "[is] of or relating to homosexuality between females."

Faults? I am not homosexual (when a dude likes a dude, chick likes a chick), and I am not a female (if you don't believe me, I can prove it, but I'm not looking to attract bmw owners at this point in life). Therefore I am not a lesbian. Sorry guys.

If you're looking for any other ways to make fun of me so that you can feel better about your insecurities:

I am a college student
I don't party
I am generally a great student
I have a girlfriend

Those are a couple great starting points for some shitty jokes!

Have fun guys, I can't wait to see the next dumbass reply I get.

Here's one you didn't think of. The way you type replies bugs the ever living shit out of me. I can't take your attempts at creating "overly-intellectual" replies seriously. For god's sake this isn't some college comp class. We aren't professors you have to impress. Just talk like a normal person!

I don't have much against this build so I haven't joined in any of the hate. With that being said, I don't understand why he's wasting his time, but it's his time to waste.

Now you... I don't like you. You have a pretty sweet car but you have a shitty demeanor. Yes, this a community full of BMW owners that act like dbags on the internet but, for the most part it is contained here and doesn't spread too much. However, when it does seep out every once in a while people, like you, come here and feel the need to be self-righteous dbags who thinks they're above us.

Just let us have our fun and laughs and leave your pretentiousness back on S|W which, coincidentally, I have been frequenting quite often lately and I enjoy it there...for the most part. We're all here to have a good time.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Hello once again,

To begin, thank you to the one user who decided to come out of his shell and make the decision to publicly compliment another person's car (mind you my car isn't an E30 so this must have taken a large amount of courage and honesty). I've done more than toss a Japanese grille and badge on the front of my Forester, but since nothing on my car has anything relating to an E30, I'll save the trouble of wasting your time telling you about the countless hours I've spent on the suspension, under the engine, and even wiring. Because I'm sure that most of you have enough experience about your cars by the countless number of trips you've all taken to the nearest shop to fix the next problem your "classic" bmw will indefinitely encounter.

Also:
[from the reputed homosexual band associated with Sappho of Lesbos] : of or relating to homosexuality between females

Now, at this point most of you probably wonder where these jumbled large words and letters come from. It's called a dictionary. It's quite neat: It's a source that allows you to find what certain words (an assortment of letters) mean! And if you aren't quite at the level of reading yet (I wouldn't be surprised by some of the users on here) there are even sights that help you sound out the words. So by all of this, none of you should have ANY excuse to not understand what I am about to say about the definition of a Lesbian:

Now, problem: Unfortunately I am attracted to woman and woman only as my upbringing and the classic portrayal of marriage holds me to. This presents an issue, mainly because I am a male (google that if you're lost on the meaning). That dictionary definition above clearly states that a Lesbian "[is] of or relating to homosexuality between females."

Faults? I am not homosexual (when a dude likes a dude, chick likes a chick), and I am not a female (if you don't believe me, I can prove it, but I'm not looking to attract bmw owners at this point in life). Therefore I am not a lesbian. Sorry guys.

If you're looking for any other ways to make fun of me so that you can feel better about your insecurities:

I am a college student
I don't party
I am generally a great student
I have a girlfriend

Those are a couple great starting points for some shitty jokes!

Have fun guys, I can't wait to see the next dumbass reply I get.

For someone who is trying to school us on dictionary use, you did a piss poor job in sentence structure and proper use of spelling. I.E. Sight (vision related) and Site (place)

[word is bond]

Oy - 420Yoloswag,
Why are you still here? It's the internet. Move on. You're highly overestimating how much R3v cares about that guy's subie-E30 thing or the guy behind some satirical r3v account. At this point, r3v is just f*cking with you. I actually like your Forester, but you need to f*cking relax. You don't have to prove anything to us. I'd even recommend against trying.
When I stumbled across that stanceworks thread, I laughed and shook my head. I shared it with R3v, so they could do the same. Many people happen to think it's a dumb project (myself included). So what.

[FunfGan]

When I stumbled across that stanceworks thread, I laughed and shook my head. I shared it with R3v, so they could do the same. Many people happen to think it's a dumb project (myself included). So what.

/thread