A BMW joke

[Jand3rson]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a BMW when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the BMW.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running."

[OldUser1]

That was pretty good.

[Werksmini]

Not really a BMW joke but good none the less. :D

[808BMW]

Hehe. I just told my dad right after I read it :P

[Jand3rson]

Not really a BMW joke but good none the less. :D

:?: I'm confused...

[808BMW]

Not really a BMW joke but good none the less. :D

:?: I'm confused...

It's not really a bmw joke because the only mention of anything BMW related is the fact that the mechanic was working on one. The joke could have originally had him installing a body kit on someones phat civic.

[Jand3rson]

True, I guess you could make it fit any car if you wanted. :D

[808BMW]

Re: A BMW joke

True, I guess you could make it fit any car if you wanted. :D

A mechanic was removing a double decker aluminum wing from the trunk of a honda when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Yo, Dog, can I holla at ya for a sec?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the tizite honda.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Dog, look at this wing. I pull it out, rip off the double sided tape, fill the 40 holes with 9 cans of bondo, primer it, and it's good as new. So how come I get lowballed on all my jobs and you make mad cheddar like a rapper, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it without having your job come out halfassed."

[Werksmini]

Yea but see removing some stupid wing isnt nearly as hard as an engine. So you could substitute any car, but the guy still has to be working on a vital part of the car. :P

[808BMW]

Yea but see removing some stupid wing isnt nearly as hard as an engine. So you could substitute any car, but the guy still has to be working on a vital part of the car. :P

Your telling me that a double decker aluminum wing is not a vital part of the car?

[backlife]

man my wing gave me at least 50hp and after i put my neon underbody kit on i was smoking geo metro's

-adam

[808BMW]

man my wing gave me at least 50hp and after i put my neon underbody kit on i was smoking geo metro's

-adam

The economy 3cyl. or the racing version? the one with the 4cyl?

[AndrewBird]

That is really strange. A tech teacher at my school told that almost exact same joke Monday in class. Go figure. lol

Andrew

[SickE30]

Speaking of Geos there is one in town that some dumb ass put the "beloved" honda motor in dont know the term b16 or something along those lines and put a turbo in it...wtf? I was on my bike last night and he started reving up blowing off @ me. I almost shit myself when i saw it was a storm.