You know you're a R3V member when....

[flyboyx]

...you know what pocking is, as well as the implement most commonly used to do it.

1. you know that every good m3 barn find story begins with a bakery.

2. you are used to seeing every day and pretty much immune to any thread that has to do with jacking off, butts, dicks, or shitting.

[Shitty_pants]

You know you're a R3ver

When you see other people driving E30s and smash into them and start jacking off their windows while singing Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls

Or buy a fuckton of E30 Hotwheels to stick up your ass.

[Andy.B]

You know you're a R3ver

When you see other people driving E30s and smash into them and start jacking off their windows while singing Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls

Wut? I am totally lost with this one...

[Lof8]

You know you're a R3ver

When you see other people driving E30s and smash into them and start jacking off their windows while singing Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls

Or buy a fuckton of E30 Hotwheels to stick up your ass.

LOL. 2 posts and this gem is one of them? Spectacular!

[flyboyx]

You know you're a R3ver

When you see other people driving E30s and smash into them and start jacking off their windows while singing Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls

Or buy a fuckton of E30 Hotwheels to stick up your ass.

um.....yeah....says dec 2013 is your registration date and today is the first of dec. maybe you don't have the right to post in this thread.....could have been sorta funny i guess if you had been here for a couple years....

i really enjoy a hotwheels e30 up my butthole, though. i usually shove about 10 or 15 up there and shoot them out at people when i need to rip a nice fart. sometimes i eat them later when i'm hungry for a snack.

[ButtJuice]

when you tell your GF "no im not coming over, im on r3v"

if it werent for r3v i would probably never even be interested in cars, i actually dont care about cars, i only care about e30s.

100% spot on.

[FredK]

um.....yeah....says dec 2013 is your registration date and today is the first of dec. maybe you don't have the right to post in this thread.....could have been sorta funny i guess if you had been here for a couple years....

Nah, shitty_pants was banned from r3v before.

[Shitty_pants]

Nah, shitty_pants was banned from r3v before.

Nope, just breaking in the new account because I forgot the information to both r3v and my email. I'm glad you found that whole jerking off onto cars as hilarious as I did.

[pharow]

When someone tells you what to do with your car.

[AbsorbantNut]

When you get a tickely feeling inside because you know you were in the same club as whatt18yaho...;D

but srz bz where can I get some of these needle bearing rocker arms for christmas already!!!!1!!!11!

[alB5]

You haven't had an E30 in months but still browse the forum every day.

I have this issue. I check this stupid shit more than FB, instagram, my gf.

[Mr_Tripp]

I have this issue. I check this stupid shit more than FB, instagram, my gf.

Lol same here and I've never owned a E30 just wanted one really bad and I'm in here more than once a day, king lurker!

[KIRIEIW]

I have this issue. I check this stupid shit more than FB, instagram, my gf.

THIS Used to be e46fanatics, now its here everyday, 3x a day browsing new posts

[Turf1600]

When you fear running into a man to whom you once sent a pizza with nothing on it but hot sauce. If only I had known that I'd move across the country to a place within blocks of his address...

[Ray Smoodiver]

Hahahaha that was a great day.