Help me name my cars!

[nl328i]

I have a collection of bimmers now and was looking for some suggestions for names. A theme for all would be great!

In chronological order:

1976 2002 (Colorado orange)
1987 325is (currently bronzit, will likely be matte black)
1990 325 s50 touring (lazur Blau)
1996 328i vert (hellrot)

[Farbin Kaiber]

This might not end well...

[nl328i]

Haha. I'm open to all suggestions. Even hilarious ones. It's all in good fun.

Also I realized my post made it seem like I came into these cars. I have acquired them over the years and have put a lot of time into them. I am a bit of a bimmer addict and can't say no to a good deal. I'm not rich by any means, I just like to put my money into these money pits.


*takes out popcorn

[Fusion]

1976 2002 (Colorado orange) - Todd

[imwhyteyo]

I named my show queen mila after mila kunis, because in my opinion is the hottest celeb. With a dark side... I named my ix after Lela star, the hottest little porn star.. because she likes getting driven on all fours ;)..

Plus mila and Lela rhymed.. it went perfect.. I tug to both girls. Fuck me right?

[flyboyx]

I named my show queen mila after mila kunis, because in my opinion is the hottest celeb. With a dark side... I named my ix after Lela star, the hottest little porn star.. because she likes getting driven on all fours ;)..

Plus mila and Lela rhymed.. it went perfect.. I tug to both girls. Fuck me right?

thats actually pretty cool.

on that note:

1976 2002 (Colorado orange)........................................... ...dirk (digler)-70's porn star from boogie nights
1987 325is (currently bronzit, will likely be matte black).........el baño(well...its bronzit)
1990 325 s50 touring (lazur Blau)........................................ron (jeremy)-80's/90's porn star
1996 328i vert (hellrot)......................................... .............anderson(cooper)-you can figure this one out

[HSPD-561]

I've owned my 325es for almost 4 years now and I just recently found a name for her. I knew it had to be a German name, and it had to sound sexy. I decided to Google search German female names for cars and found this website ~~~> http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=676426

Now I know he's not asking for suggestions for a Bimmer, but I still found my girls name. One of the suggestions was Katarina and it struck me that was her name!

Still don't have a name picked out for my son's 90 325i Sedan, but he doesnt seem as concerned with finding her a name yet.

My old 91 318is drift car was just nicknamed "Da Bitch Maker" because she made every passenger scream like a little bitch every time I got her sideways. Lmao!!!