M30 vs S52 : If They Were Girls Version

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  • SkiFree
    R3VLimited
    • Jun 2011
    • 2766

    #1

    M30 vs S52 : If They Were Girls Version

    Alright so after much productive thought and deliberation.

    I've found that the M30 would be naughty Vicki Vallencourt from Waterboy. (just don't google image search her as I did a few minutes ago if you want her image in Waterboy to be left untainted, ignorance was bliss).



    and the S52 would be perky Cher Horowitz from Clueless.

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  • F34R
    sLaughter
    • May 2009
    • 12390

    #2
    Dirty slut in one corner that you want to take to bed and one that you want to take to mom...

    Having driven the s52 in an e36, I felt it was just a car. I was not amazed like I was with the s54. But the m30 is just pure bliss for daily driving. It loves rampaging through backroads and cruising at 70.
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    • SubDad
      Wrencher
      • Oct 2012
      • 279

      #3
      Somebody said that women should be "ladies when vertical, whores when horizontal."
      Similarly, the ideal engine should be dignified and cooperative when driving in traffic, and able to explode out of traffic when floored.

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      • LJ851
        R3V OG
        • Nov 2010
        • 7918

        #4
        S52





        M30

        Lorin


        Originally posted by slammin.e28
        The M30 is God's engine.

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        • ST1G
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2012
          • 6689

          #5
          ^ That's better.

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          • Ray Smoodiver
            Moderator
            • Jun 2004
            • 8809

            #6
            High compression M20:



            (I just wanted to post a pic of Silje Norendal).

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            • Zreberlcoe
              E30 Mastermind
              • Jan 2012
              • 1555

              #7
              Originally posted by Ray Smoodiver
              High compression M20:



              (I just wanted to post a pic of Silje Norendal).
              I seem to be okay with this.
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              • Jand3rson
                Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 37587

                #8
                Yeah... Fairuza Balk (Vicki Vallencourt) was never all that hot to begin with. Mouth is WAY too damn big, and she always just looked like a psycho, no matter what she was in. To be honest, the only role I ever found her attractive in was in American History X. Yeah, she was a Neo-Nazi, but she looked hot all punked-out with her hair short.

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                • acolella76
                  R3VLimited
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 2950

                  #9
                  So OP you're saying an M30 only looks good when it's face down in a pillow?
                  -Alex

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                  • jalopi
                    Banned
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 2370

                    #10
                    Originally posted by acolella76
                    So OP you're saying an M30 only looks good when it's face down in a pillow?
                    That's because a M30 broad is a little bit more... wrinkly, we should say? One was born a few decades before the other :)

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                    • ArtClassShank
                      Advanced Member
                      • Jul 2013
                      • 143

                      #11
                      Where does that leave the M52? A common whore?
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                      • acolella76
                        R3VLimited
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 2950

                        #12
                        The M52 is that one girl that doesn't seem that attractive until she takes her glasses off and lets her hair down. People are usually too busy drooling over her hotter friend, the S52.
                        -Alex

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                        • Wanganstyle
                          R3VLimited
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 2828

                          #13
                          I like banging the m52 redline endurance racing; I care less than doing the same to s52.

                          So m52 is more whoreish like m30?

                          What about m54? Is this kitten territory? I like baby chats.

                          Also what kind of gal is s54? She's really addicting like drive u broke at $17/a drink (TWS-10/60)


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                          • IRON-E
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 16548

                            #14
                            I thought this was about M30s and S52?


                            M30



                            S52
                            @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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                            • Ray Smoodiver
                              Moderator
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 8809

                              #15
                              S42:



                              You can't afford her, she's prone to requiring regular rebuilds, and if you could afford her, you'd know deep down that there was better performance to be had for what you're spending.

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